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I took a short nap this afternoon. Dreamed I was spooning with a gorgeous chestnut athlete. They rubbed my chest and licked my neck and then my nose.
My NOSE!?!?! Get out of my bed, Jasper! This isn't 'Nam; there are rules here, man!
Thankfully she's passed, but babcia with the blue tattoo on her forearm might well have said this.
03.04.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MSU 75, Ole Miss 71 is my prediction.
28.03.2025 23:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI am not Grandmaster. I am not even Master. Chess will always be master of me and of all of us.β -Alexander Alekhine
28.03.2025 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βDuring a chess game a chess Master should be a combination of a beast of prey and a monk.β -Alexander Alekhine
28.03.2025 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pete Hegseth's "five things I did this week" email is gonna be lit.
26.03.2025 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Judge Boasberg: "But I caught you on the counter"
Trump: "Wasn't me"
"We want to restore the Department of Justice to an institution that focuses on fighting law and order and crime..."
-- the White House today
If federal workers arenβt allowed to work from home then Donald shouldnβt be allowed to work from Mar-A-Lago.
19.03.2025 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you, Inmate P01135809, for bringing warmer temperatures to the north so the hens start laying. Thanks so much for instructing the chicks to mature enough to start laying. Thank you so very much for your work to increase the egg supply, and personally curing avian flu.
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