Paul J

Thank UK government for the cold weather warning but I'm sure i can figure out for myself that it's getting cold,it usually does in the winter.Whats next,hot weather in the summer!We're all doomed,but there's hope,buy John's weather forecast stone🫡🤣

🎂Happy 33rd Birthday to James Tarkowski🎉

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Remembering Gary Ablett on what would have been his 60th Birthday.

Sadly passed away aged only 46 in 2012.

Gary won the FA Cup at Wembley with Everton in 1995. #Everton #EFC

They'll get released now they've had time to doctor them and make sure nothing can get pinned to the man who uses orange juice as face moisturiser!

He can basically do and say anything he wants and the US allow it

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Whoop whoop. I've got my mankini ready too 🫣

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If you pay Paula,I'll gladly take you🤣

81 today is Mr Everton.

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Congratulations on the arrival of your baby girl.

That one sober interview he gave...

It's got mayhem written all over it😠😤

We still have to get to a station, thats the issue.Took my dad and I 40 mins on Saturday to get to commutation row,god knows how busy it'll be on a Saturday night!🤬

I love posting this picture 🤣🤣🤣

Morning, Blues 😭

It's brilliant. The amount of shite their"fans"spout about how they're going to walk the league and win at least 3 trophies honestly makes me laugh in their faces and I just walk away,alone too because that's better🤣.They're the gift that keeps giving🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm not biased, I dont care who beats the shite🤣🤣🤣

I'll start it.... I've never felt more like singing the blues.......🤣🤣

We go to/from Comutation row.I have my 88 year old dad with me so walking is a no go unfortunately,we get the train from lime street to Runcorn. Vehicle/pedestrian only is a possibility but when you've got a Kopite(Rotherham)as metro mayor, we're last to get looked after.

Took us about 40 minutes on a shuttle bus to get into town and we left 1 minute before the final whistle .Complete and utter shambles,the roads can't handle the amount of traffic after the game🤬,great result though UTFT

WILL YOU LOT STOP SETTING FUCKING FIREWORKS OFF YOU BUNCH OF RETARDED FUCK WITS.YOU'RE SCARING OUR DOGS AND MY WIFE.IF I FIND YOU,I'LL PUT YOU IN A HURT LOCKER ONLY YOUR NIGHTMARES WILL LET YOU ESCAPE!.🤬🖕🤬🖕🤬🖕🤬🖕🤬🖕🤬

They get everywhere eh!🫡

What's happening with Manchester City and the 115 charges?🤔

They need to block off all side roads leading to Gt Howard St for 1 hour to allow buses to move freely into town

I'd do it anyway and plead momentary insanity caused by undue stress of being attacked whilst undertaking public safety 🤭🫡

I'd spray the bastards with yellow paint which if removed,leaves an ultraviolet residue so they can be identified and locked up for 25 years the bastards,Emergency services risk lives to save people and don't need knobheads abusing them🤬🤬.

Dave Hickson...

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