@misplacedplot.bsky.social
Entertainment Attorney Los Angeles Dog spooner Male 🏳️🌈
Pam Bondi deserves an honorary Razzie for Worst Actress Pretending to Thumb Through Reams of Paper.
11.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lindsey watching Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein
31.01.2026 06:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope.
23.01.2026 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WoW
22.01.2026 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Looking good,queen!
21.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As I also fall within this trifecta, I adore this post.
16.01.2026 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’ll miss you, Sarah Sanders!
10.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I lived across the street from him for years at what I believe is the same place and he’d hang shirtless on his front lawn with his 5 or so adorable Pomeranians and his twink Russian assistant and it was always mesmerizing.
07.01.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How about all three?
19.12.2025 23:37 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Now she can concentrate on her audition as Sloth for The Goonies sequel.
19.12.2025 23:23 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Uhhh the size/shape of that dude’s cranium basically proves he cannot read.
19.12.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rudy presumably catching a glimpse of his reflection
19.12.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your reporting is consistently great.
18.12.2025 06:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Here is where I does the sucky. And here is where I does the fucky.”
17.12.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#killerkrayons
07.12.2025 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at his fucking face. It’s like a dead dude being held up by strings.
04.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One would think the scent of a broken peen would be a tip-off.
03.12.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This man’s attorneys had to shift away from him in court because his “evacuation” issues were so malodorous they couldn’t breathe but go on, queen.
25.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN.”
14.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that in any way connected to her giant forehead?
13.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People are misunderstanding the “Trump asked Ghislaine to stop” thing. Obviously he was only concerned about his “spa girls” being “stolen,” not the trafficking.
12.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This b definitely swallows.
07.11.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did an immigrant gang color her hair? Yikes.
06.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now I’m picturing that grotesque blob trying to squeeze into that tub. #JawsofLife
31.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ellison already bought a fresh set of kneepads.
31.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This man has accomplished the impossible. He’s actually dumber than Donald Trump.
28.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0How has he not died on the toilet yet?
25.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Isn’t he late for a Ft. Lauderdale swingers party?
25.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I really miss the Crazy Rudy days of 2018.
21.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
