Jacob Garbe 💀

I do miss iOS constantly correcting did to DoD for the sake of the government official watching my phone, but I’m sure the new one will come up with an equally logical correction to foist upon me

Or maybe it’s just the performance hit adding rim lights to all my icons so they look more distracting and worse? Honestly there are so many cool new things it’s hard to pick just one!

I do love that every app opening and input now has lag, because nothing makes me want to buy a better iPhone like seeing it being incapable of performatively typing text in a web form. Maybe it’s all the cool AI

I wonder how many million dollars Apple burned with this Glass iOS update that makes everything less responsive and look demonstrably worse. I do like that it’s make auto-correct and my keyboard worse though, so I guess I can’t complain

Tumulus builder: The grand burial of our chieftain will grant him immortality. Our way of life shall reign eternal

Artisan pressing coarse fibers into clay, unknowingly damning 1000 years of his descendants to be known the Coarse Fiber Ware Culture: oh for sure

Positive: wow California has a new website where you can register to have data brokers remove your information from them!
Reality: ...as long as they're registered with CA! And their blazor implementation doesn't puke out on you like it did with me. And you don't mind waiting until some time Aug-Nov

Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself

CASSIAN ANDOR

On the night before Christmas, your party encounters the bones of a reindeer...

Traverse the Midnight North in Thousand Hells: The Underworld Heists.

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Happy solstice!

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😶‍🌫️ Remecarving: or, Forgettings

a collection of 829 computational poems, each depicting the gradual algorithmic *forgetting* of a sentence found in Wikipedia that exhorts the reader to remember

last-minute entry for NaNoGenMo 2025!

github.com/NaNoGenMo/20...

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🎉 KEEPER HAS AWAKENED 🎉

Watch this brand new launch trailer full of otherworldly eye candy, and then get ready for a reality-bending experience full of surprise, absurdity and delight!

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Nice! Looking forward to reading a deep dive on a tough design space many designers engage with.

The real Nemesis System was the production meetings narrative designers won along the way

Most definitely

Rabbit Trap does for faeries what You Won’t Be Alone did for witches

Yep! They have one slot for SF matches and one slot for Beijing matches…must have gotten lucky because they’ve been full ever since.

I pretended to be deactivated and then bolt for the door when the referee came in to reset my opponent, which just goes to show you Never Trust A Mech Pilot. Alas, my turn rate was too slow.

Ultimate Fighting Bots UFB (Ultimate Fighting Bots) - Fight Club for Humanoid Robots

Apparently there are two SF robot boxing leagues and this is one of them: play.ufb.gg/play-now

I don't know how, but somehow I managed to get into a pick-up session and took control of a robot in Beijing in a boxing match. I got to knock out my opponent. This may be the most Bay Area Friday night activity I've ever done.

Hey! I have no idea how to do this, I’ve never made a List or Starter Pack before, but:

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(Although I suppose I’m agreeing with you because I don’t think anyone would say that’s healthy)

I live in the Bay Area, so people who are willing to sacrifice human connection and family for getting ahead in their career isn’t as crazy as it sounds to many people! Especially if you billed it as “jump 80 years into the future”

<one main character looks at the other> “I was brought out of cryosleep, what’s *your* excuse?”

My favorite Alien Earth theory that could apply to the entire Alien franchise is that cryosleep gives you brain damage.

⬇️ 🚨🚨Heads up, this sale ends tonight!🚨🚨

This is a _rare_ occasion when my physical books are on sale as well my digital stuff (probably increasingly rare if the tariff situation continues to worsen).

Yes I know.

“Do I smoke? Oh, just enough to get vaccines” is such a perfect encapsulation of the insanity of American healthcare.

Screenshot of DriveThruRPG showing the Downcrawl Deck and other recent RPG titles at a 20% discount.

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Cover art for Where the Rock Stops, a Downcrawl adventure zine, showing black-and-white woodcut-style art of a zeppelin floating beneath a rocky ceiling with huge dangling stalactites.

#Downcrawl2E Adventure Zine #2 is here (and ON SALE for launch week)! Explore a new underworld region clinging to an endless roof over bottomless void, in the legendary place Where The Rock Stops. #ttrpg #hexcrawl #DriveThruRPG
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and SPEAKING OF SALES... (1/2)