Myriad

What do you mean a 3000x2000 image with a blur filter on it would tank OBS performance?

If sex is so great why haven’t they made a sex rogue-like mode, huh?

When lick emote?

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My body is a machine that turns hair into ingrown hairs.

Struggling with imposter syndrome?
Simple fix: just start stealing and plagiarizing.
Stop giving credit, stop citing sources.
Boom, you no longer have imposter syndrome.
Now you’re just an asshole.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I’m definitely the clown.

Śūnyatā this, Śūnyatā that.
Why don’t you get some Śūn ya twāt?

What if instead of being called streaming it was called steaming, and instead of playing games we held hands?

I’m going to do a twitch stream where it’s a set of keys hanging in a dark room. Chat has to jingle the keys, or every moment of silence something draws closer.
Jingle jangle

I need a raid alert that prints out the streamers avatar, staples it to a mannequin on tracks that rushes towards me and beats me till I acknowledge them.

What if Peak was called Freak and instead of climbing a Mountain you would climb a dude named Mountain?

Don’t cha wish your depression was manic like me?

I saw the face of god, and he twinked back

What do you mean it’s already the eighth month?
Geez, 2023 is going by so fast.

Help I’ve fallen- for your prostetic eyes, I think they rolled under the couch.

Sir, another personality has manifested.

“Ah yeah, it’s kicking in, I can feel hitting me now!” I say as the third crowbar bounces off my skull.

Inside you are two autistics. You are autistic.

I need uppies for my soul

If I can be too tired to sleep, why can’t I be too awake to be conscious?

If you had one shot, would you waste it on a back?

I have been informed that ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ do not in-fact refer to a gamers preferred section of split screen gaming.
I am devastated and my day is ruined.

Yeah, could I get a Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast please?

Nuke Mars, and build a house from the glass, and I’ll throw the first stone.

Cut my nuggets into pieces, in this food court.
Better texture, digestion.
Don’t give a heck if I break the skin breading.
Kintsugi chicken art.

A ball took my witches!

Girl, are you a shower curtain? Because don’t fucking touch me.

Rules for thee, we jump on three.