Myriad

My body is machine that turns 8 hour streams into 30 seconds of content.

Got sad news while announcing Chet on stream today.

I turned my twitch chat into a visual novel, using only SAMMI and OBS. Chat did not unlock the good ending.

Last time I play guitar live on air.

During yesterday’s broadcast cold open, I asked chat to help me out of a washing machine. Yet I survived.

Catch the latest broadcasts on my YouTube and Twitch.

I also want to give a huge thanks for the raids from
twitch.tv/d3monkittytv and @lemnonychus.bsky.social

For my next stream chat gets stuck in the washing machine, and fucking dies

Yesterday’s stream was a total blast! We built a calculator-based gacha game for chat, and I made major progress on my second attempt at #LookOutside.

I also want to give a huge thanks for the raids from twitch.tv/lordkatzenherz and @kattokitto.bsky.social @jaenixlively.bsky.social Check 'em out!

I’m going to start sharing all the stuff I make with #SAMMI for my streams. Should start posting them here sometime between now and the heat death of the universe.

When lick emote?

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My body is a machine that turns hair into ingrown hairs.

Struggling with imposter syndrome?
Simple fix: just start stealing and plagiarizing.
Stop giving credit, stop citing sources.
Boom, you no longer have imposter syndrome.
Now you’re just an asshole.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I’m definitely the clown.

I’m going to do a twitch stream where it’s a set of keys hanging in a dark room. Chat has to jingle the keys, or every moment of silence something draws closer.
Jingle jangle

I need a raid alert that prints out the streamers avatar, staples it to a mannequin on tracks that rushes towards me and beats me till I acknowledge them.

What if Peak was called Freak and instead of climbing a Mountain you would climb a dude named Mountain?

Don’t cha wish your depression was manic like me?

I saw the face of god, and he twinked back

Help I’ve fallen- for your prostetic eyes, I think they rolled under the couch.

“Ah yeah, it’s kicking in, I can feel hitting me now!” I say as the third crowbar bounces off my skull.

Inside you are two autistics. You are autistic.

I need uppies for my soul

I have been informed that ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ do not in-fact refer to a gamers preferred section of split screen gaming.
I am devastated and my day is ruined.

Cut my nuggets into pieces, in this food court.
Better texture, digestion.
Don’t give a heck if I break the skin breading.
Kintsugi chicken art.

A ball took my witches!

Girl, are you a shower curtain? Because don’t fucking touch me.

I grind hard and fast on the dance floor. Typically with a hacksaw

Nope! Only if they have a twitch account! So you’d have to find that out somehow. Again, more homework that most people will be probably miss or ignore 😂

In case you didn’t know; Twitch has an ‘Artist’ role you can assign to folks. Makes them instantly recognizable in chat!
Just thought I’d be annoying and give you even more work to do 🤓