Steph Matuku

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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

I was looking at the 12° thinking that's where I want to be! And then I saw the humidity 😬

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It's toooo hotttttt 🥵

I am uninstalling the gas heater, because it's $2 a day line charges for something I only use in July!

I just invented a brilliant satay chicken recipe.
Dump peanut butter, coconut milk, garlic, ginger, kecap manis, and soy sauce in the bowl. Fry up salt, chilli, cumin, tumeric, coriander and cinnamon in sesame oil and add to bowl, throw in chicken chunks. I wish I had lemongrass, but hei aha.

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Wait! It's to Vancouver!! As you were.

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I just fixed my not-working-for-months car key fob by *gasp* changing the battery

😊😍

Yum!

Thank you!

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Nine years alcohol-free today! Whoop whoop!

90 minutes of someone typing and crying

Korean! It's really hard. Or else I'm just really dumb.

My Duolingo streak is at 363 days!

I learned something :)

I use Milanote. It's like a bulletin board and you can drag in to-do lists with due dates, pics, video, notes, whatever. Each of my projects has a different board.

My tiktok algo is all ice protests, and shellshocked Americans, and heatwaves, and the 11th US mass shooting of the year, and then some rando pops up, clapping her hands, saying, 'I'm going to dye my hair copper today!'

Not judging, it's just whiplash disconcerting.

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Ooh first shake of the year
#geonet #earthquake

I was telling my kid about the first time I went to a club at 16, overheated and fainted, and I said, 'Now what's the lesson here?' And she says, 'Dont go to a club when you're underage?' and I'm like, 'No! Don't wear a jersey to a nightclub!'

Like, I do not understand her response at all.

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Yay! Thanks! 🏆

I got my new laptop up and running and all software loaded and although it gave me bouts of unbridled tech rage, it is done.

I'm so glad your friend has you x