@liltommykeegs.bsky.social
Longtime #favoriteKeeganchild. Deservedly so. Happily partnered and vaccinated, in that order Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. Also have an art π¦. DM me, if you enjoy naked drawings, not all by me, but possibly of me, too!
The current excuse of a leader, wearing the most appropriate headgear he's put on in years.
Can't wait to buy this on #47's #onlinefleamarket
#russianwhore #wheresthepeevideo #notmydictator
An (illegally placed) ad, at a London bus stop. Timely. Truthful. #tesla
25.02.2025 03:45 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Leave it to @dailystar.co.uk to get the headlines right!
20.02.2025 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a handful of reasons #47 is the worst thing to ever happen to this country.
16.02.2025 04:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My friend Mana is one of the actors in this hilarious ad! If only this had aired months ago!
youtu.be/Mc8cTwjtE3k?...
Now you'll learn about "skeets" instead of "tweets"! Welcome aboard!
27.01.2025 03:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 045 out of 50. Might actually be 46, but not positive about Idaho, of all places!
20.01.2025 06:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sadder, but true.
19.01.2025 05:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sad, but true.
19.01.2025 05:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mclic.bsky.social and I just got back from seeing Ronnie Burkett's WONDERFUL JOE at @lincolncenter.bsky.social . To say it was beautiful and touching would be an understatement! β€οΈ
12.01.2025 22:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The sights you take for granted... Working outside of Macy's, it didn't occur to me to look up. Glad I finally did. #empirestatebuilding #holidaycolors #heraldsquare #urbanspace #naturalolivewood
03.01.2025 00:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy New Year! If you're headed to the ball drop in Times Square, swing by and see me in Herald Square beforehand! Here til 8!
31.12.2024 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Up and out of the house for a #privateshoppingevent at the original @macyss.bsky.social
Not invited? I'll still be here til 4 today! Come visit!
#naturalolivewood ##heraldsquare #macys #familybusiness #madeintunisia
Am I really up at 6 am, selling my wares at #Macys?
Well, technically they are #@naturalolivewood 's wares, but yes.
Yes I am.
Come visit!
Of course I stole this; if I recalled from where, I'd credit them. But they probably stole it, too! Happy Thanksgiving from the land stolen from our indigenous neighbors!
28.11.2024 11:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're bored or shopping this holiday season, I'm often at Macy's, Bryant Park, or Union Square, hocking gift items from @naturalolivewood Come visit me!
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