Tom

If you turn up and you’re shit at your job because you lied through the hiring process, Or are cack useless, off you go.

They’re keeping some of the new rights like sick leave which makes absolute sense.

Just check what’s available on Unlimited. I thought the quality was super poor for the types of books I like to read, but for different genres it might be better.

On whose part Matt, ON WHOSE PART?

As much as I bitch about the ISA cash change impacting only non-pensioners: the June for people actually maxing each year is limited.

Pensioners are fine though 👏

Didn’t you work on that bit? 🤐

I’ve mostly been on the central line to be honest. Maybe I’m seeing the worst of it

Just a bit of noise reduction. The built in background sounds function is a godsend.

When… did this start happening?

18 months ago it would be rare to see graffiti in a carriage.

Now most of the tubes I’ve been on the last couple of days have it..?

Do so?

Ancoats must be off the chart

@ me.

Is there ever a good time to realise that?

I have decided the barber cut my hair too short.

Just realised I’ve lived in New York for exactly 1 year.

Stating my week doing my expenses. This is not the way.

Have you been out with a clip board getting passenger feedback?

Facial recognition will sort that right out.

It was unpleasantly busy! But pretty.

Used to pass that all the time. It’s been abandoned at least 18 years, I think. I should look up the history at some point.

Issue with an air is it doesn’t have a fan. So to keep cool it’ll throttle the processor, and that will make it struggle especially as cities grow.

Sober vegans: stay away.

Maybe not a terrible message, tbf.

Which of course spawned the well know phrase: “Catch farting to the top”.

Somewhere in the late nineteenth century, the word was split into its constituents. Probably by the Americans.

I’ve actively tried to go above 7hrs this week… my body has rebelled to the point of waking me up at 0500 today.

So much for that.

a cartoon character is wearing a red and purple hat ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a red and purple hat

Close it down

Omg 😂

Aren’t they all dead now?

If thems the options… it ain’t gonna be economists.

Just any diff of one floor. Take the damn stairs. I’d argue: upto two floors.