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i believe your name is on my list twice want me to add a third?

almost reached community pole status i hope it comes with first class upgrades and lounge access

are you retiring? 😢

love waking up and reading the morning news (after dark feed)

he’s really tiny and easy to miss

girl yes!

yelling at gay people for sneaking in front of my 5’5” husband at a concert is my passion

it’s not too late!

joey daccord is the hottest hockey player argue with a wall

jade tn AND fcf?!

exactly! the heart exists for a reason and that reason is me

teams heart reactions are my litmus test for straight male coworkers being chill bc why are you thumbs upping my funny, insightful, and witty messages the heart is right there girlie pop

does kelly ever come clean about what happened cause like.. that was drugs right?

ribbed for your pleasure

okay tbh i skipped the back half of seasons 1 and 2 after getting the gist of who the women are and now scary island is here im gonna cum

my weekly crash out ended up with me starting RHONY from season 1 and I have been missing outtt

neeeEEEEEEED

i’d like to be considered for a temp role

idk how to tell british time but i’m late for my audition i just know it

Franklin gothic!! it can be so dainty or utterly massive it’s just perfect

they really did! i loved the secret but i feel for donna she was playing 100% alone. she had no idea who the other traitors were and they weren’t able to protect her like they can each other. candiace was even more worried about the secret traitor than getting rid of faithfuls

I really want a “faithful edit” of the traitors where they don’t show us who the traitors are or any of their turret scenes so we can all see how hard it is to figure who they are

yeah motion approved 😮‍💨

good morning!!! we made it to friday let’s celebrate that

hiiiii (quieter than that)

hi 👋

every single time i get in a lyft they’re listening to a right wing podcaster and i get this feeling of “there’s no fighting this” bc these mouthpieces are everywhere and people can’t stop listening

there’s something so healing about leaving work early to sit in a waterfront park during sunset and smoking a joint

one more out - white house black trim