blake edwards

a bingo card highlighting the banality of an olympic commentator's existence. bingo-master's break out indeed.

even two years ago, we knew.

yes, right, but what I'm saying is, can you truly say the movie Titanic is the "biggest influence" on your life if your knuckle tattoos don't read "JACK / ROSE"?

...and when Mike Muir sues him for plagiarism...
www.ndtv.com/world-news/u...

masturbating furiously over the day's accomplishments

Dear Sir Mix-a-Lot,

To be fair, if Fonda *had* a motor in the back of her Honda, it could really only have been the Beat or NSX.
Warmly,

graffiti that says "love 4 all" on a utility box.

the same graffiti that says "love 4 all" on a utility box, but someone kindly added "except I.C.E." below it on a sticker.

it's nice to see chicagoans cooperating to clarify issues.

the SWANS cover of "Pink Pony Club" is 33'27"

YouTube video by The A.V. Club GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan

point: the internet is a toxic cesspool.
counterpoint: www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...

I'm gonna say....Burlington?

"You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge"

International Law and the U.S. Military and Law Enforcement Operations in Venezuela Experts survey the international law issues of Operation Absolute Resolve.

www.justsecurity.org/127981/inter...

If your top four music releases of this year aren’t:
-Vagina Dentata Organ: Concrete Music
-Misfits: CBGBs live 1977
-Misfits: Live at Eddie’s Lounge 1977
-Misfits: 1977 rehearsal
we should have a talk.

YouTube video by starball1 Kids covering Big Black Kerosene

still great.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5L...

what would have been toys for tots ride #20 ended a block into it. with 4” of snow overnight, I shoveled a path down a sidestreet to a clear main street...but the snow won and eventually the bike slid out from under me. two good samaritans later helped right the bike.
my only injury = bruised ego.

both/and

"We are holding our own", by vertonen track by vertonen

vertonen.bandcamp.com,
etc, and so forth, on this bandcampest of fridays
also recommended, top of head:
cranksatori.bandcamp.com
kanshiketsu.bandcamp.com
oxidation.bandcamp.com
pcrv.bandcamp.com

yes! I saw this on PBS a couple years ago!!!

YouTube video by plotbox Skate Witches

me, up until about two days ago: "skaterdater is the best skateboarding short film ever!"
me, two days ago: "well...."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-s...

just remember, negativland went 10-8 before *anyone* went 6-7.

"yeah yeah, and people in ice water want hell."

as someone noted, "I'd hate to be the person who had to go after her."

YouTube video by Agencia Periodismo Investigativo Ignacia Fernández sorprende en Miss Mundo Chile 2025 con voz gutural de death metal

point: beauty pagents are idiotic.
counterpoint:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwbZ...

Password to louvre surveillance server upgraded to “louvre1.”

JB Pritzker: “President Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the US Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. I’m sorry to be vulgar, but Donald Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"live" bootleg series #2: 1976, by vertonen track by vertonen

also, in honor of the time change, two new audio things from me on bandcamp.
these are more of my "live" bootleg series recordings, wherein I aim to, in one take (as feasible), lean into the "industrial" music of the 70s/80s that made an impression on me.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/track/live-b...

ICE = the obedient and stupid lapdogs of human garbage Kristi Noem.

community is:
telling ice to go choke on their own tainted loins.

and of course, Dan of Earth and I were in wigs...sigh: we'll never get our act togethter.

if you like asemic writing, and I don't know why you wouldn't, you should reach out to @kanshiketsu.bsky.social about how to receive fun-time, grade-a level asemic writing in the mail.