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Professional misinformer Avatar by hailstorm5437 One must imagine Sisyphus chronically depressed. https://ryan.familyking.org
Now available on iOS π
24.11.2025 18:08 β π 282 π 61 π¬ 7 π 4Now on Desktop: Customizable chat folders
Keep healthy boundaries between friends & family or work & leisure.
Filter 1-on-1 and group chats, put all of your unread messages one place, or make project-specific folders for related chats.
Settings > Chats
Or right-click any chat
nice.
05.10.2025 01:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
29.09.2025 12:02 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1former tor relay operator is being systematically destroyed by feds for refusing to decrypt tor traffic from his exit node. they literally told a judge his graphics driver was "dark web hacking software"
now he's in jail with a head injury from their raid, having seizures, denied medical care [β¦]
Until now, if you lost or broke your phone, your Signal message history was *gone,* a real challenge for everyone whose most important conversations happen in Signal. So, with careful design and development, weβre rolling out opt-in secure backups.
signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
![4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. Itβs just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because Iβm a full professor. It wonβt collapse for an undergraduate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic2mhmdvsftki6qe275hycolgt22msekbwzdyqoujt56qzpcbm3hm@jpeg)
4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. Itβs just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because Iβm a full professor. It wonβt collapse for an undergraduate.
Wavefunction Collapse
xkcd.com/3134/
news: "Gen alpha is shunning commercial platforms and hosting their own websites based on older tech"
me, from the time the internet wasn't (as) shit: HAHAHA YES YES YES!
Also this guy
23.07.2025 04:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Shoutout to some funny posters I saw at Open Sauce 2025.
#opensauce #opensauce2025
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this is an official google teaching resource
14.07.2025 01:01 β π 12 π 32 π¬ 2 π 0βYou canβt do this on website XYZ until you verifyβ
- *verification requires your phone number*
- *I give up*
Heβs playing against himself in Super Smash Bros.
30.06.2025 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember that you can take your time! There will always be Deltarune tomorrow.
06.06.2025 01:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
03.06.2025 12:43 β π 38207 π 11753 π¬ 1002 π 720
Internet roadtrip path map
Internet roadtrip screenshot showing blueberry statue
Internet roadtrip screenshot showing Nova Scotia coast
Update: After many detours, including a quest to see a giant statue of a smiling blueberry, the Internet Roadtrip is exploring the gorgeous Nova Scotia coast neal.fun/internet-roadtrip
02.06.2025 18:31 β π 1135 π 89 π¬ 30 π 13
Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right nowβitβs basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...
31.05.2025 03:27 β π 4271 π 744 π¬ 74 π 76
simpsons post of MOM DAD BARTS DEAD. mom dad DELTARUNE IN FORNITE. bart: THATS RIGHT, two weeks. a fortnight is a unit of time equal to 14 days (two weeks)
@Fando DELTARUNE IN FORTNITE
22.05.2025 09:46 β π 6 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see
19.05.2025 04:39 β π 6890 π 789 π¬ 0 π 0
DELTARUNE Tomorrow!
You had me fooled for a second there Mr. Fox.
28.04.2025 09:45 β π 51 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ooeeoo
11.04.2025 08:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is how Nintendo GameChat is actually going to go
02.04.2025 22:33 β π 875 π 122 π¬ 19 π 6He get sus π¦΄
15.03.2025 07:41 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
UNDERTALE IS o n s a l e 90% of
14.03.2025 01:29 β π 15414 π 2477 π¬ 350 π 131
Deltarune tomorow
You missed an βrβ, Toby.
13.03.2025 23:59 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
The bug ate DR lol
Nooooooooo
13.03.2025 19:27 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The bug testing team just drank a bug lol
I mean thatβs not my cup of tea. Who am I to judge though?
13.03.2025 19:19 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No deltarune tomorrow :(
04.03.2025 07:07 β π 70 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
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