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Iβm wearing my bum scrunch shorts on Wednesday. πββοΈπββοΈ
27.01.2026 09:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just wanted to let you know that I did arms Monday night, sir. πββοΈπͺπΎ
27.01.2026 08:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You just gave me a good ideaβ¦ stay tuned to this station.
27.01.2026 07:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, Siri! Play βTouch (Donβt U Want 2)β by Jim Verraros.
27.01.2026 07:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay. So, they donβt do exchanges and I would need to re-order them in my size. Which is available!
27.01.2026 07:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This is considered FREEZING for meeeeeeeeeeeee. This morning, I woke up to the temp being 43Β°F. πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
The HIGH today was 72Β° and SUNNY. CLEAR SKIES. I was THRIVING! π₯°π₯°
What have I been up to.... π
27.01.2026 06:19 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Youβre on the right track, bby
27.01.2026 05:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hi!
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Would you like to feel it expand your insides?
27.01.2026 05:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You gotta put your ring on it, all the way to the hilt. ππ
27.01.2026 05:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm open to suggestions. πββοΈ
27.01.2026 05:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perfect
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26.01.2026 23:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The two most accurate units of measurement
26.01.2026 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just took the one of the most obnoxiously SoCal photo I possibly could rn. Wow.
26.01.2026 23:03 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah! Trust me. I contemplated that.
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26.01.2026 22:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Care to find out how big it feels?
26.01.2026 22:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A modestly sized cock, and a very attention-seeking ass. πββοΈπββοΈ
26.01.2026 22:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In order to get the refund I have to send the jeans back. π
26.01.2026 22:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Box of delicious Levain cookies.
These! I had the walnut one yesterday. So damn good. π€€
26.01.2026 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Theyβre offering me a refund, but I donβt want a refund. I just want the jeans to have the damn buttonhole. ππ I like the jeans.
26.01.2026 19:56 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π₯Ήπ₯Ή Please do.
26.01.2026 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So bigggggg. It was aching.
26.01.2026 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Belts are made for spanking naughty fellas whose eyes linger too long on my slutty lil waist ππ
26.01.2026 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Commando? Yes. π
But, itβs supposed to have a buttonhole. So, yβknow, after I zip up I close up w/ the button that goes in the buttonhole. Which is missing.
Itβs in my genes to come in buttholes. π€π€
26.01.2026 19:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do you now, Jake? ππ
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