@jakecc.dev.bsky.social
a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 24 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast, plant hoarder, nerd
Despite everything, I’m still so grateful that I’m queer.
09.08.2025 09:19 — 👍 81 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0how do i communicate to cloudflare that yes, i am human, and no, that has not changed in the last 3 minutes since i opened that other website and did 17 captchas in a row to train some stupid visual computing algorithm and see the article i wanted to skim for 40 seconds
09.08.2025 19:02 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0it's happened so many times now i consider it a superpower
09.08.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love getting weird vibes from someone just to figure out months later that i was absolutely right for getting weird vibes from them
09.08.2025 18:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
terrestrial isopod on my watch band. one antenna is fully grown and extended, the other is about half the length and white (halfway grown back and making good progress)
awwww yeah antenna regeneration time
09.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Good morning
09.08.2025 13:50 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0they could've taken the time they spent typing the prompt to type the damn cover letter, chop
08.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0should i just mute "market" and "days" or should i raw-dog it
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YUUUUUP love her no brain realness
08.08.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the way they already have it implemented on carplay but couldn't be bothered to port it anywhere else
08.08.2025 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0An adult superstore called Clit-R-Us
Is this anything
all the cat owners like 🙂↕️ in understanding
07.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i love holding my mom hostage (yapping to her continuously for half an hour)
07.08.2025 19:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0more like touching a 9-volt battery to a septum ring
07.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me taking a quick (blurry) selfie, flipping off the camera and making some sort of bear face
anyways i'm still cute
07.08.2025 16:59 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0ironic of me to get a hat that says "work" when i'm still unemployed
07.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s slobbering time
07.08.2025 06:58 — 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
"city girls buy vibrators, country girls make do" meme without the text
i'm talking raw
07.08.2025 07:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0more corn
07.08.2025 07:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0still applies
07.08.2025 07:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0as much as i resist... the nerdiness persists...
06.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ASS!
lobbing ass (technically correct)
06.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ur so right
06.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the jake urge to drop $99 on a developer license ruined by broke
06.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0almost to 1.5mil followers should i post ass
06.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0i wanna make a new type of camera app but i've been stuck on the actual taking photos part for like... ages... concurrency is a knife
06.08.2025 18:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me talking about my shitty opinions to my bluesky followers:
06.08.2025 18:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the jake urge to code ruined by the jake habit of forgetting to grab my macbook
06.08.2025 18:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
futuristic utopia
i know damn well if the apple developer teams were furries iOS would literally be
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