Ayu

Who up pondering their orb rn

11.08.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wizards don't even wanna participate in ritualistic magic anymore. i pull up to the tower, and all they do is mild enchantments and ponder their orbs

11.07.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally unemployed, let's see what this anime thing is about

03.06.2025 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus I know I can't ask a lot but it'd be pretty cool if you turned into cheese crackers instead of bread every once in a while

13.05.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what? I'll hug her too just so you know your place

13.03.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to flex on you virgins but i might hold my girlfriend's hand tomorrow

13.03.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kissing my girlfriend's forehead so she knows she's the dominant one (we're rabbits)

13.03.2025 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could really take a piss right now piss right now

13.03.2025 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This bitch wants to have a nightly uno tradition with me, i love women with autism

05.12.2024 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Skin is really just a built-in leather jacket

30.11.2024 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Waking up on a saturday morning after a night out drinking

23.11.2024 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if JFK's head just did that?

21.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

very colourful illustration of a snoopy-like dog inside a dog shaped UFO

very colourful illustration of a white bunny inside a rabbit shaped UFO

very colourful illustration of a frog inside a frog shaped UFO

very colourful illustration of a black cat with wide yellow eyes inside a cat shaped UFO

space friends 🚀

12.11.2024 13:59 — 👍 1924    🔁 454    💬 25    📌 5

I will spare you on the day when i decide to kickstart the heat death of the universe

03.11.2024 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(Hand covering my secret service earpiece) they want me to kill you, dawg

03.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if babies were extra biodegradable, like you leave them on the ground for a couple minutes and suddenly they're 50% mush and dirt

03.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rate this picture my girlfriend took of my cat

03.11.2024 21:24 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Imagine how peaceful the world would be if i didn't have to throw bricks at people who disagree with me

03.11.2024 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should invent dice made out of chocolate so whenever i roll a number i don't like i can chew on them and spit it at my DM

03.11.2024 21:13 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

ok

26.10.2024 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0