neato

So close! The team was actually called Cherry Limeade

"fuck Illumination, we'll just do this shit ourselves"

Who the fuck eats at TGI Fridays

wait what are you fr

Do you have any pickle facts to share?

YouTube video by Inkling Performance Labs Triggerfish Zones Supremacy vs Orca Ballestra! | Splatoon 3 @ Riptide 2024

I'm Neato. I yap a lot, know a lot, and love casting for Splatoon a lot. The energy I bring to your broadcast is immaculate. I'm also funny (most of the time). Here's one of my finer works: youtu.be/fmKHfavntww?...

Love y'all, but how in the ever-loving fuck are you gonna replace Neil?

Told y'all

A fish-eye lens shot of Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, Nebraska. The sun is just above the West side of the building.

No place like Nebraska
Also we have won every time I have gone to a home game

Myself & EE standing outside of the venue at Riptide 2025 in Sandusky, Ohio.

It was a lot of fun getting to talk to a bunch of different folks from the community at Riptide this year! Check it out on this week's episode of the Splatoon 3 North American League Show! You might even see a couple of cameos 👀 youtu.be/taax9gWydPk?...

Noah Fant WHAT

It's missing a spot right in the middle... I can fix that

We're gonna talk about things. Things I know a whole bunch about. What a time to be a yapper.

This may be the second-worst administration in history. Run it

yeah, @jamestalarico.bsky.social you're finished

I wouldn't have let the government shut down, but that's just me. Like if I was in there, we'd still be up. That's just me though. I wouldn't let that happen, maybe I'm just different.

a year older! congrats!

this is what my casting sound like in a comm block that lasts longer than it should

I like that Gren Day song: "Wake Me Up When The Semptember"

STOP SHOWING ME THIS!!!!!!!!!

Sure was The Game of All Time

Fuck!

I've got $500 on it being Deep Cut

Well yeah. Do you not see the wooden handle sticking out of it?

Ok Nintendo. I like what you've been doing so far. Between you and me, the Nintendo World Championships needs to make a comeback.

Don’t forget Qualifier #1 is TOMORROW at 11am PT/2pm ET! 🎉

You can catch all the action on either CCA Twitch or @iplabs.ink Twitch 🔥

CCA: www.twitch.tv/cca_splatoon

IPL: www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon

I mean you act like this isn't the norm in Texas

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social looking at this like