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R.J Britten

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๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Writer of absurd fantasy & haunted satire. Gremlins, trousers, ghosts & pigeons, not always in that order. Quietly unravelling. #AuDHD

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A picture of an atmospheric scene of a man walking away from the camera at night down an eerie London street towards mist, several street lamps can be seen. Numerous black pigeons are clustered around his feet. The words 'The Pigeons know. The dead won't shut up. THE BICKERING DEAD, Aug 1st is written centrally aligned at the bottom of the image. There is a gold border to the image creating a regale Urban fantasy aesthetic.

A picture of an atmospheric scene of a man walking away from the camera at night down an eerie London street towards mist, several street lamps can be seen. Numerous black pigeons are clustered around his feet. The words 'The Pigeons know. The dead won't shut up. THE BICKERING DEAD, Aug 1st is written centrally aligned at the bottom of the image. There is a gold border to the image creating a regale Urban fantasy aesthetic.

Londonโ€™s pigeons are acting weird. The grimoire wonโ€™t shut up. And Elias Blackwood? Heโ€™s about to find out dead relatives are the *least* of his problems. #TheBickeringDead โ€“ coming Aug 1st.

#UrbanFantasy #IndieAuthor #BookLaunch

23.06.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Caucasian man with black hair and beard sits looking at the camera wearing a navy woollen sweater. He has a thoughtful expression.

A Caucasian man with black hair and beard sits looking at the camera wearing a navy woollen sweater. He has a thoughtful expression.

Hey!

I'm your neurodivergent writer of satirical fantasy and urban chaos, where the magicโ€™s messy, the ancestors bicker.

1st of 4 short stories drops end of June. Expect mischief, mayhem, and maybe a confused pigeon or two.

If a bit of Cork sneaks into my voice, thatโ€™s my heritage getting comfy.

12.06.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a leather jacket looks down at something Alt: a man wearing a leather jacket looks down at something and looks away feeling awkward

Every time, I manage to pick the slowest feckinโ€™ queue in Lidl. Then me card glitches. Security eyes me like I nicked a gallon of milk and stuffed half a salmon down me pants... sideways. Grand altogether lads... ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿฅด

12.06.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amble - Treehouse Wings (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Amble Amble - Treehouse Wings (Official Audio)

Just fell in love with Treehouse wings by Amble.

youtu.be/NCq5xtrAQPI?..

Love it when music stirs deep, making me well up. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

06.06.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No worries at all! Im fairly small on here, so I spotted it easily enough. Thanks again mate ๐Ÿ˜€

05.06.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

05.06.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ฑ... Without words, my brain implodes... ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.06.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's talk about the steps R.J. Britten has taken in relation to his writing โœ๏ธ
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Insightful, funny, and worth the read. Thanks for your input โœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ™

www.whataimeereads.net/writers-hub/...

05.06.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're most welcome. Thank you for the opportunity to contribute. ๐Ÿ˜Š

05.06.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More than welcome ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

05.06.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally! Its 80's citch horror/creep. Great fun. Especially as my grandad actually helped on a few of the shows mentioned in the book too.

Muppets, dark crystal to name a few. ๐Ÿ˜ extra personal vibes!

04.06.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First draft: nearly complete.
Edits: haunted.
"The Bickering Dead" is coming, if the memory wraiths donโ€™t get me first.
Deadline: June 30th.
Sanity: pending. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

#WriteSky, #FantasyBookSky, #IndieAuthors #urbanfantasy

04.06.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of 'The Shadow Glass' novel by Josh Winning. On a brown wooden coffee table.

Picture of 'The Shadow Glass' novel by Josh Winning. On a brown wooden coffee table.

Hi mate,

I'm currently reading The Shadow Glass by Josh Winning. Think; 80's film memorabilia on rampage. Love it so far. Serious Nostalgia vibes.

How about you?

04.06.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Powerful as always!

03.06.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello all!! So news this week...
Im still working on my main #WIP. But I've also written a short 7564 word story acting as a prelude to my main prologue... currently in beta reading. Fingers crossed.

Also, ive begun an urban fantasy novel (currently chapter 5) which im equally loving working on. ๐Ÿ™‚

01.06.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for this advice. That does make a lot of sense... an anthology of works would be good. They would serve as a springboard into my main novel (in progress). Subtle teasers if you will. I'll keep an eye out for any submissions as I move forward. Thanks again. ๐Ÿ˜€

24.05.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got some short stories bubbling... I'm thinking of (if good enough) trying the indy author route for just these ideas as a subtle introduction to my absurd fantasy to see if my humour resonates.

So... stop me now if you think this is a potential disaster.

Thoughts?

#writersadvice #amwriting

24.05.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

24.05.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ surprise!

24.05.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, my current WIP is an absurd comedy fantasy.

24.05.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the kind words! Much appreciated ๐Ÿ™‚ Congratulations on publishing your book! I shall have to check it out!

23.05.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, you're quite correct. When I sit here and lean forward, he will often hop up and lay down directly behind me in the hopes I move. ๐Ÿคฃ

23.05.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black cat with green eyes laying down upon a brown coloured sofa, refusing to get up.

A black cat with green eyes laying down upon a brown coloured sofa, refusing to get up.

My cat Simba has taken my seat... and is refusing to move. ๐Ÿ˜†

23.05.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know the pain, haha! I'm sure it's as good as you think... even better for that matter! Here's to great 2nd drafts and even better (or less) edits!

23.05.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I often find, letting them breathe can help. Hope you make some fresh headway with it.

23.05.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, fantastic... and great name, too! Clear and yet an air of ambiguity. Best of luck in finishing it. How far are you towards your finish line?

As for me, I'm writing 'Hark', which is my comedy fantasy novel.

23.05.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for this. Much appreciated. I'll remember that as I write. ๐Ÿ™‚

In general terms, that's helpful too. I'll try this. I tend to spiral so.if I can slow the 'spin' as it were, it can help.

23.05.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No problem at all. ๐Ÿ™‚ It's really commendable that you feel confident in your writing. I must take a leaf from your strength! I'm also working through numerous plot holes and foreshadowing hiccups. Such is writing, I suppose!

Best of luck with your endeavours. What are you currently working on?

23.05.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the guide. I shall certainly incorporate this moving forward. ๐Ÿ™‚

23.05.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very true! ๐Ÿคฃ

I appreciate the encouragement. I shall keep typing away towards my finish line. I can, but try after all. Lol

23.05.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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