Hoe Leopard in absentia

My car's paid off!

Bitch literally signed his post.

What's up with waffles?

I feel like I should just dip but I also like being employed. Idk.

I also know I've rubbed people the wrong way but I'm kinda over it (most of them are just snitches). In the end, it's probably the best for the peace of mind of all involved and I can probably swing it where I can voluntarily get fired and collect unemployment.

I haven't been there that long so I'm not really romanticizing it but some people are really cool and the money's decent so that's mostly the rub.

Making peace with the fact that I won't have my current job soon. One way or another. It's kinda bittersweet. Change can be an asshole esspecially when occupation and income are at the forefront.

Baby, I'll colonize your Mars. With semen.

Sluts, start your sexgines!

Who's really thought about chapelle or burr in a minute?

I don't think so, Jack!

Using crabs to get rid of a body is pretty dark.

Good Lord!

This man is absolutely a homosexual.

I might be a booty virgin again.

Raw doggin life is fucking rough gd.

I need to smoke more weed.

Endulge in the Lord's bounty, my friend.

I just kinda stopped paying them.

Xena, Warrior Virgin.

I could probably get another man to agree to having sex with me if I tried.

Getting twisted at the Bull Moose Party.

Kuuuh-uuuhh-ooosssh!

Hyper Cube, Impossible Space Booty.

My horse would kick me in the head and I'd have it coming.

I don't think I've ever known someone who knows who berry weese is who isn't pathologically online.

I told an Islamophobe "fvch you and ch0ke" and I got 24 hours for "encouraging self harm"

I'm Panica Datrick and I'm going to cry about it.

They do this constantly. Like, at least once a month.