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My nose exercises more than I do.

It runs every day.

They don't believe they're "supposed to serve" anyone. The ones who voted for them don't believe it either. They all believe in power and money. That's all.

Everyone complaining about the cost of eggs and not understanding that it's because of the bird flu are going to celebrate when the prices go back down because the FDA will no longer require infected eggs to be destroyed. The next pandemic is coming.

I think one of my new year's resolutions will be:

To ship all non-recyclable packaging back to the companies I bought it from. It'll cost less for me to mail it to them then to pay the garbage/"recycling" company to pick it up weekly to toss it in a landfill.

Thanks to The Pandemic, People Are Flocking to a New Trend: Backyard Chicken-Raising An estimated 12 million people in the U.S. now own backyard chickens. Here’s why:

According to this 2022 article over 12 million people in the U.S. (3.58%) have backyard chickens. Is this enough to be worried about? If not, what number is worrisome?
www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/home...

For the past few years the phrase, "Go outside and touch grass" has been a thing. People really need to "Go outside and learn to look up once in a freaking while." Geesh a former governor of MD really thinks the stars are drones 🤦‍♀️

Hey France, do you have any guillotines in storage? Can we borrow a few, we need to have a revolution here.

"Home for the Holidays" is my Thanksgiving movie tradition

😂

www.reddit.com/r/pics/comme...

Black Friday sale over at the other place LOL

I go there at least once a week to see how bad the fire in the dumpster is and had a nice guffaw at this this a.m.

Don’t share this

Elon Musk is danger to society.

Last night I was reading about Stalin's Great Purge...I'm very worried about what dictator Trump has planned for the people of this country.

Their version of the eucharist and communion?

Black & tan Chihuahua under a blanket sticking his tongue out and being gosh darned cute

You can't handle the cute!

We need to find out which weinstein-type assaulted him as a kid and beat the living shit out of them, get Kirk therapy.

Can I get the artist to make me a signed copy of this? It's so awesome I want it in my shitter.

Said this in another post today. He turned it into an MLM/Pyramid scheme. User data is the product. The top makes all the $$$. Watch some MLM videos, you'll see how they push you to buy buy buy & increase your downline to make $. You're spending all your time making them $$$ so you can get a few ¢.

So he turned twitter into an MLM. He's at the top making $$$, he makes you a rep with followers whose data earns him $$$ and you $. If you leave you're not supposed to try to take your downline with you. BTW MLM's are Pyramid Schemes. Only the top few make $$$

Women made cruel because of domestic abuse by their husbands perhaps

Yes! And Yes! 🇵🇸

"It is believed he will retire to private life."
@nytimes.com 1924
@nytimes.wtf

I've been following since that other place. Hi!

Our Wonder Women of today are in the US Military. Damn 😅

Amirite?

WE ARE NOT GOING BACK.
Never. Ever.

Every Punk I've ever known is a good person pretending to be bad.

Every Hippie I've ever known is a bad person trying to trick you into thinking they're a good person.

Your kids did a terrible job raising her if she can't think for herself, especially by the age of 18.

Ooo. They are so angry. Like irrational, scary angry. They need the nice, chill you out, drugs.

How are the kids ending up in the ocean? Then how are they getting into the birds?

🤣

Kidding. I just giggled aloud at your typo.