Ryan Noël

I’m not saying that would make an excellent shirt, buuuuut… 🇬🇧⚔️🇫🇷

a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo saying " just hook it to my veins " ALT: a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo saying " just hook it to my veins "

“Gather ‘round kids! I’m going to show you how to put in an IV bag…” 🙃

TBF, he was using a Tom Mix pocket knife, which was al old radio show… 😄

JRTC’s really stepped-up their game! 😮 We never had any of that when I went!

A picture of me holding a rifle in Kuwait before we went over the border into Iraq, circa July, 2007.

A very motivated 250th birthday to our beloved United States Marine Corps!! 🦅🌎⚓️

May we endure 250 more, from slamming kegs of whiskey and beer in Tun Tavern to slaying Rip It’s in Iraq, we stand ever-ready! 🍻🥳🎉

What a band of hard-charging hooligans we are… 😄

‘RAH Devil! And a very motivated birthday to you as well! 🎉🥳🎂

Now get on the pull-up bar and knock some out for Chesty! 😄 🦅🌎⚓️

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Rocks AND trees AND water?! You Arrogant Worm! 😉

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Not able to speak a word of Swedish, this is still amazing! 😄

A picture of the train-themed board game ‘Ticket to Ride’

Not to mention now having the time to play a board game ironically while on said train: 😄

Win elections, no.

Assumes power because he’s second-in-line when Mango Mussolini’s health issues finally catch up with him? Yes.

Not looking forward it, mind you, just curious *how* bad it’d be:

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Swedish public radio? Is that like regular @npr.org but with licorice inside? 🙂

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With a resounding cry of “Flayer?! I HARDLY KNOW HER!!” 😆

…even if it was true, she knows that “Hell” and Gehinnom/Sheol are not the same things, right? 😄

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…are you being suspicious? 😄

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Playing video games?! 😄

…and to that I say:

a statue of a man in a white robe is reading a book Alt: A GIF of the character King Baldwin IV from the movie ‘Kingdom of Heaven’, Baldwin clad in white robes and holding his hand up for a pause while reading a letter.

I will say, it does give some ‘King Baldwin IV from Kingdom of Heaven’ vibes… 🤔

A picture of Cyclops from the X-Men, trying to explain to Wolverine that rather than lasers his “eyes shoot punches made out of punch energy from the punch dimension”.

The “punch dimension” is lame, @gailsimone.bsky.social 😆

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(Full credit to @solidjj.bsky.social - I don’t have nearly the skills to put that together)

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I wanna say something about the ending, but I don’t know if you’ve reached that point yet! 😬

A picture of the Portland Pickles baseball team mascot, Dillon, pointing at the camera.

YOU’RE NOT A PICKLE!!

…but Dillon is! 😄🥒 #portlandpickles

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Not to mention that one scene that scared the sh*t out of us kids…

…you know the one: 😱🤖

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Well I’m glad you told us what you…

…felt about the topic. 😆

“For all your Butler needs.” (I’m looking at you, Bruce Wayne/Batman! 😄)

A quick scene for an audition I shot over the weekend. The red addition was a great touch to draw the eye. I’m available if they ever want to do more Downton Abbey. 😄

#pdxactor #portlandactor #auditions #downtonabbey

a man in a suit and tie is crying and holding a cup Alt: A GIF of the character, Mr. Bean, sitting on a seat in a laundromat putting down a cup he’s just drank from with an expression of absolute disgust at the flavor etched on his face.

@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social “It’s like someone painted licorice on a bullet and shot you in the mouth.” 😆

(from the latest episode, ‘Fortune Found’ interlude)

Best description of the day, and it’s not even 8:00a yet! I’ll use it the next time I have to describe what Jägermeister tastes like. 🍻

Apparently it’s a thing with Italians as well? 🤔

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#peekles 😄

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Weird twist, but: 😄

Trump to America: If poverty stricken people don't force their representatives to skyrocket the cost of their health care, then we will starve them until they do.

Sen. McCormick defends Trump’s controversial moves, praises his Democratic counterpart as shutdown continues Republican Sen. David McCormick defended Donald Trump’s latest controversial moves in a rare interview, including the president’s $230 million request for the Justice Department to pay his legal bills...

Has anyone noticed the shift in R. talking points? Seems like the message now is:

“But what he’s doing is consistent with the promises he made,”

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Problem is it shouldn’t be “Is he keeping his promises?” (he’s not), but rather “Is what he’s promising *GOOD* for us?” 😑

I was once told I “Look like I’m from New York” by a Fred Meyer cashier because I was wearing

*checks notes*

a Navy-issue peacoat, a scarf, and my bowler hat.

I’m not, but I’ll take it I guess? 😄

My reaction anytime someone thinks I am “cool”:

TBF, it wouldn’t be the first time someone’s accidentally clicked ‘follow’ for my profile. 😅