7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat

Text conversation on grindr. Person 1: By the way why is your profile picture a burning building? Person 2: Yes, my house. Nice. How big is your cock?

Hux = orange, Kylo = blue

Textpost: *being boiled alive in the witches soup* Witch: stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smack smack smack*

Witch Hux, dinner Kylo

people keep trying to make the internet Professional and for work instead of it's intended use of perverts sharing Star Trek fan fiction

I would also do this to be honest, if someone had the guts to bring a strawberry ice-cream infested box into my home. 😅

(Sponsored by the fact that I only have to sniff the air outside of someones apartment to get super high.)

Picture of 3 tubs of neapolitan ice cream, sorted by flavor so one only holds chocolate, one vanilla, one strawberry. Text says "I got high and organized all the neapolitan ice-cream in my freezer."

Hux accidentally inhales once on the way to Kylos room on the Night Buzzard (aka space weed central) and gets so high he does this to their freezer.

Text conversation: Person 1: Hey. Let's stop arguing. It might harm the baby. Person 2:What baby? Person 1: Me.

🖤 🧡

Black and red formal fantasy outfit drafted after a manwha character who probably is some kind of detached duke living in a castle.

Burgundy and white formal fantasy outfit with a large cape, drafted after a manwha character who probably is some kind of detached duke living in a castle.

Kylux wedding suits. 🖤🧡

Textpost: bouncing on it 8n such a way that he moves to Ottawa to play on a loosing team.

Hux's how to get rid of Kylo plan.
Doesn't work, because Kylo is a hopeless romantic and doesn't have any point of reference. 😇

Starfleet Academy cadets Jay-Den and Reymi standing so close to each other they could kiss, looking into each other's eyes suggesting they want to do just that.

#StarfleetAcademyspoilers

I.... YES PLEASE?

Still from Star Trek Voyager episode Threshold depicting two amphibious creatures with catfish barbels in a tropical environment

On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?

Textpost: "Were you dropped as a baby?" "Bold of you to assume I was held."

Hux 🤝🏻 Garak

Folks I know it takes a little extra time and there's a lot going on, but please try to use alt text. It's hard if you're otg but otherwise just do it.

It's not just about your one post, it's about creating and sustaining a culture of accessibility.

Picture of a ginger bat and a Berliner aka jam doughnut next to each other. Text: delighted to discover that nature has evolved a bat that looks exactly like a jam doughnut.

Bat Hux

Benjamin every episode:

(Except for In The Pale Moonlight, he's saying it in front of a mirror there.)

I can confirm this works, at least with my partner. If you bait him right he'll imfodump on you so fast you won't remember your name after. But you will know everything that ever happened to Barbarossas nephew once removed.

#StarfleetAcademyspoilers

Having a canon ship is so disorienting.

What do you mean, the spikey steogosaurus drill Sargent is canonically called kitten by her girlfriend???
I really don't have to do the work for you huh?

#StarfleetAcademyspoilers

Also if it's not the "I left a starship on the edge of creation to be with her" kinda love I don't want it.

Lura Thok and Jett Reno in their respective uniforms standing next to each other.

#StarfleetAcademyspoilers

The second they appeared on screen together I was like oh my god I need them to fuck.

And then Starfleet Academy was like: okay. 😊

Also Jett calling her kitten is all the plot I ever needed.

I watch Starfleet Academy for the plot.

The plot:

A picture of Lee Pace and Mads Mikkelsen sitting next to each other dressed in expensive boring clothes, looking unbelievably hot.

I don't want Heated Rivalry (I have absolutely nothing against it, it's great) - I want, no need, these 2 to fuck on screen.

The last Jedi with big naturals

Clarence “Strings” McCrane 🫶🏽 #𝖺𝖽𝖺𝗆𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋

Textpost: when you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to sent them into the dragons lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight.

🧡🖤

Textpost: My mama raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, bit you're gonna hear about it.

Kylo 🖤

Sure it's ok to want your cool idea get made. But still, why treat that cool idea and those characters that way, they don't deserve getting left hanging.
Plus, the amount of money & energy... Idk it just baffles me when there's no grand plan.

(Not talking about production issues/finances.)

make it open ended if you have no idea what to do with it afterwards.
Make it ambiguous. Wrap it up and leave a back door.

You're not a fic writer you get paid for that shit.
😭

The writers of a show having no clue how to wrap it up always baffles me.
I always think about JMS having a 5 season arc for Babylon 5 & contingency plans for the contingency plans if an actor would suddenly not be available anymore.

Sure having an idea for 1 cool season is great. But please don't

Garak knows what's up