Nick V

The 90s Divorced Dad Rock really hit at the gym today. Which is ironic, because the only pre-2000 memory I have of my father was coming home to an empty house after his wife of the time left him, leaving only rat poison and razor blades on the counter.

Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.

Don't let Trump flood your zone. Stay focused. Keep your eye on what this corrupt regime is really doing — looting the government to line their own pockets with massive tax cuts and the ability to steer more federal contracts their way.

The hardest exercise in the gym isn't chest press, leg press, curls, etc.

It's walking up the stairs after hack squats.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

I'm so hungry, I could eat a Papa John's pizza.

OK. I may have exaggerated.

Trump sits in the cuck chair while Musk fucks the country.

Is Musk wearing a T-shirt under a peacoat? MFer dressing like a 12-year old private school kid on the weekend.

Well, I guess that's basically what he is.

Nailed it 🏆

Among other reasons, censorship is bad because a lot of these terms are used multiple ways. “Confirmation bias” is the most common logical fallacy, for example - I’d like the folks at NSA to be particularly attuned to it.

Color me not surprised whatsoever. "Breaking news: class protects class."

Less than it cost for Musk to buy the election.

I can't wait for these to eat me when I'm decomposing

Take me there. It's obviously better. Bet they have Guitar Hero 10 as well.

Trump is really out here creating the fucking pseudoscience avengers. I am so fucking tired of this fascist motherfucker already.

Me not knowing shit about biology: "Yeah, that is cool." 👀👀

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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.

Me reading more of Trump's nominations: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Me in-between news articles: Oh, Pokemon TCG Pocket is pretty damn fun.

She's 70 and has an active Instagram account. She's younger than our shitty president-elect by 8 years. History isn't that historic.

BREAKING NEWS!!

Trump just named Walter White for head of the DEA. He's firing that dumb "woke" agent Hank Schrader as one of his first acts in the position.

Screenshot of a tweet with a still from The Simpsons with Homer saying to Bart, “the worst cabinet pick SO FAR”

My coworker and I have taken turns walking back and forth to each other's office to reveal the next cabinet pick followed by gagging noises and "WHAT THE FUCK"s.

Transphobes of a feather, tweet together. Or something like that.

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"Good people disobey unjust laws" Black and white silhouette of a girl holding a lighter in one hand

As someone regularly called a moose by their partner, I approve this message.

I see white people.

I'm new here, can I be your new favorite person to rant with?