I'm so torn between "Daddy, I Shrunk The Kids" and "Honey, I Shrunk The Daddy."
04.08.2025 21:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@mollylewis.wtf.bsky.social
(she/they) β’ molly.bio.link β’ ππ΅πΈπΈπ© a little guy that lives in a blue world
I'm so torn between "Daddy, I Shrunk The Kids" and "Honey, I Shrunk The Daddy."
04.08.2025 21:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 012 Daddy Men
04.08.2025 21:49 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0Really torn between "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Daddy" and "Oh! What a Lovely Daddy!"
04.08.2025 05:21 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Faux album cover mimicking Tom Lehrer's 1965 "That Was the Year That Was", but reading "Tom Lehrer, That Was the Life That Was"
Tom Lehrer performing in Copenhagen in 1967.
Tom Lehrer made musical satire singβ¦ & sting. His songs were outrageous & often uncomfortably true. ππ‘οΈ
The satirist & mathematician died recently at 97, famously disclaiming copyright to his lyrics & compositions.
Read our tribute to his legacy in the commons ‡οΈ
blog.archive.org/2025/08/01
By that point in the evening you were already "a voice inside moy 'ead."
03.08.2025 21:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Come join us at Seattle Worldcon 2025! We're on Friday 08/15, preceded by a Sunnie Larsen concert set and followed by the improvisational string trio MΓ©nage Γ Trio. Bonus round: We'll also be the backup band for Mollylele on Thursday! Details and times at vixyandtony.com and seattlein2025.org
01.08.2025 19:53 β π 11 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0So glad they got the articulated hip joints so he can do his signature Doppler Dip.
01.08.2025 04:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That blood clot needs to move faster.
27.07.2025 19:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hearts full of youth,
hearts full of truth,
six parts gin to one part vermouth.
groom holds bride's bouquet while she tells the story of the stones in their wedding bands.
True fact!
24.07.2025 04:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0:( This sounds like it would make yer calf look like a cartoon football. π
24.07.2025 04:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mine is "oops! all toe socks."
I went through a FiveFingers shoe phase in the early 2010s. The shoes fell apart but the socks have remained. Now I don't step on wrinkles inside my shoes anymore & they're extremely easy to pair in the laundry, 10/10.
Please describe to me your sock System. π§¦
23.07.2025 19:41 β π 34 π 3 π¬ 15 π 1Do not lead the goats.
11.07.2025 15:01 β π 2712 π 650 π¬ 56 π 37This! It feels like cyberstalking our worst ex. Like, yes, an ex many of us have in common, but if we are still willingly dedicating so much bandwidth to opining about how they're still a wreck, it's like we haven't left.
09.07.2025 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm already maintaining two separate feeds! One for friends (here), one for my local govt + birdwatching.
My Mutuals feed here is the one shoveling in screenshots from the bad place. That's a complaint!
Until recently Discover feed here was mostly furry art & thirsty transgirls. Not a complaint!
One day, gods willing, I will open up this social-text-posting app and the majority of users will have found something to talk about *other than* the decrepit original social-text-posting app that (I thought) we all agreed to leave.
08.07.2025 23:56 β π 38 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0Picture of a man with a grey handlebar mustache and sunglasses on an e-trike. The review reads: Disabled Veteran And His Wife!! We Love Riding Our Trikes! We bought one for my husband (disabled Veteran) so I could get him out of the house as he can't walk but maybe 100 steps. We don't do much together because of that. Out neighbor got his dad to buy a trike so they could do more together. He showed it to us and we immediately bought one for Hubby. He loved it so I got one as well, so we can ride together!!! OMG!! It only took me 35 years to find something we could do together!!! WE LOVE OUR TRIKES BABY!!! We kid about "we got TRIKES" and we're "GOIN RIDIEN!!" I love my husband and am Sooo happy to ride with him!!! We are building up to ride around presque Isle!
Photo of an old man on an e-trike with the most amazing smile on his face. The photo has the text "Ramblin' Ralph" on it. The review reads: Great Ride For A Senior. I'm 91 years old, 92 next month. My trike lets me exercise my heart, lungs, and legs while having fun. You should see the looks I get from my neighbors when I ride by. Never planned to live this long, don't know how to act but me and my trike have fun every day.
A photo of an old man with a goatee on an e-trike next to his granddaughter on a pink bike. The review reads: I'm going to be 74 next month and have always wanted one. I took it out of box and put everything that needed done myself, except changing the seat out. My friend that is 82 loves it too. So easy to ride.
Photo of a woman on an e-trike on a nature trail by a lake. The review reads: My wife loves her trike, happiest I've ever seen her and we've been together for 44 years. She wants to ride constantly. We visited Niagara Falls and Niagara on the Lake and rode up there and we are going to Hilton Head in 10 days and taking them there. I have an xp3. LectricEbikes support has been outstanding and the bikes are trouble free.
If you ever want feel-good tears, go read the reviews of electric tricycles.
There are so many great stories and photos of people regaining mobility, reconnecting with their spouse/friends/family, and just having fun.
I was honestly knocked on my ass by some of those impressions!
01.07.2025 03:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In no other administration have I ever kept a mental leaderboard of whose heads I would burst "Scanners" style, in the farfetched hypothetical that I ever came into such a power.
(There has usually been, like, one guy. But never a list, nevermind one where the top spot shifts daily.)
"Hardwood incorporated," you say?
17.06.2025 23:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
A 79th birthday party is a hedged bet in case there won't be an 80th. π€
15.06.2025 02:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[S] TRUMP EATS BOOGERS
14.06.2025 19:25 β π 57 π 9 π¬ 3 π 3Huzzah for you! and you looked cool doing it!
13.06.2025 01:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On November 18, 2019, Noem released a meth awareness campaign named "Meth. We're on It". The campaign was widely mocked and Noem was criticized for spending $449,000 of public funds while hiring an out-of-state advertising agency from Minnesota to lead the project.[219] She defended the campaign as successful in raising awareness.[220]
13.06.2025 01:09 β π 7873 π 1412 π¬ 122 π 143I assume Magic players are sourcing their own memes and don't need to fish from the common pool
10.06.2025 06:23 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the irony of me having to type into a search engine "bluesky echo chamber why" because like 80% of my last 36 hours of feed is people riffing about being in an echo chamber.
10.06.2025 06:20 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0true buckaroo holding a sign that says 'stop illegal raids by immigration dept' taken in 1940
los angeles california 1940
10.06.2025 03:04 β π 1367 π 413 π¬ 12 π 15this also explains why they won't just let me show the Freestyle machine a weird OR code for it to print out my exact soda each time.
09.06.2025 15:02 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0