Zoë Quinn

I bet evolution had to keep that function from them because they get into enough trouble with their little grabby hands already

GOD yeah I was thinking how sad I am that I can’t get a reverse shot of whatever the front of her face must be doing against the bed. Little noodle monsters are so funny

A sleeping ferret with her sweet little snout all scrunched up against the side of the bed

Durge fell asleep with her nose pressed up against the bed. Ferret snoots are just squishy enough that they scrunch up like this when their faces are pressed against anything

I figure they end up having to talk about it given how much people hassle them over it

Her reign of violence is ended

Oh she’s like the most baby baby I’ve seen in a minute

She goes to her new home this weekend and she’s being SUCH an ungrateful houseguest.

Oh man, now I wanna see what mine do with a 2 liter bottle. One of them nose-d a can off my bed and onto the floor and it blew his damn mind so hard he war danced for like three minutes straight about it

Have you heard the song it’s from too?

It does!!

Irenicus the ferret is passed the fuck out in my arms

A close up of irenicus’s tiny sleeping ferret face

Little guy is just the most asleep you can be

And dems keep falling for it over and over when a categorical “no, trans people are people and deserve human rights” should be the only thing we have to say to such a stupid premise. It’s not a good faith argument to begin with and misses the forest for the trees.

The right loves to do this too, for obvious reasons. If we get stuck engaging with them at all about “fairness” with letting trans girls play sports in middle school, we’re not talking about the violence and treating the entire terms of the discussion like they’re at all worthy of engaging with

Yeah it’s literally impossible to have a left-wing “how to get men laid” type thing because that whole framework doesn’t care about women as human or sex as something other than transactional or manipulative.

Hell yeah boys

Oh how I wish that were true but I’ve known way too many “we just don’t talk about politics :)” girlies in my time

Underrated big shift in the influencer era in terms of who has cultural capital: away from performers, writers, artists, musicians etc and to people who are really good at running a small business and doing SEO/social media.

Pretty polar opposite political valences in those skillsets.

Her joint shows with Ben del la Creme are a riot too

Oh friend it’s been monsoon season in this household since season 5, trust. She’s amazing live too! I love a sleepy dork

She’s a nonbinary icon, truly

Sarevok stays sleeping in the ballpit, but now I’ve covered everything but his head up with balls

I tucked him in

Sarevok the ferret sleeps in a little ball pit

Sarevok has opted to sleep in the ballpit

Little guy knows how to LIVE

Ketheric, a ferret, lays on her back in a ballpit

Meanwhile Ketheric is just hanging out on her back in the ballpit

Gortash the ferret is sleeping on a roll of his own neck fat.

Another angle showing off his beautiful little jelly roll

For good measure, I turned the front facing camera on and slid it under his face. His tongue was fully out.

Gortash is using his own neck fat as a body pillow, opulent little lord that he is

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