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@mcspocky.bsky.social

good to see you here!

I still enjoy playing with dolls…

They’re now voodoo dolls, but still.

#jokes #joke #funny

Is it just me or does nobody go missing in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?

#showerthoughts #funny #notfunny?

If you stay angry at someone, it’s like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

What I’m trying to say is, poison the person that made you angry.

Also, I need a lawyer.

#joke #jokes #funny

My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It’s not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.

#joke #hashtag

Too old for Snapchat,
too young for Life Alert.

#joke #jokes #helpivefallen

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.

#joke #insertHashTag

I despise haikus.
I’m court ordered to do them. To ‘learn tolerance.’

#joke #haiku #poetic

You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved when first dating?

After 10 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as “motive”.

Side note: I need a lawyer
#joke #reallyJustAJoke

that’s hilarious!

book cover for Revenge by Tom Bower. small type: Meghan, Harry, and the War Between the Windsors. black & white photos of harry, meghann charles & camilla, kate, william, and queen elizabeth.

Choose 20 Books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews...just covers! 💙📚 #booksky 7/20

book cover for The Power of the Dog by Don Winslow. orange background, white type. image of soldier in foreground .

Choose 20 Books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews...just covers! 💙📚 #booksky 6/20

@windthin.bsky.social

i’m so glad to see you here!

He repeatedly accused Joe of committing a murder and repeatedly trashed Mika about her intellect and plastic surgery. I’m so glad I have nothing to do with this world. Turn your TV off.

End wokeness on twitter: Got banned from BIuesky within the first 30 seconds for posting a biological fact

Great work mods!!

Just spent a few minutes in the bad place. It’s overrun with Nazi MAGA idiots smearing shit on the walls the way they did at our Capitol on January 6th. A sad allegory for what I’m afraid our government will look like in a year.

Chart showing people who rank their own finances as fair to good at 72 percent but the number who say so about the overall economy at 22 percent.

Both things can’t be true at once. Perception is quite different than reality. And disinformation is a helluva drug.

Japanese maple with bright red flowers. There are ferns and moss planted near the maple. The moss is a bright green. To the right of the tree is a light grey concrete wall with a shingled top. To the left is a bamboo fence and a large boulder.

Went to the Portland Japanese Garden this weekend. It’s the first time I’ve been during the fall. Beautiful.

1.2 Millions Americans died because of his negligence, while he was sending our lifesaving supplies to Putin.

Joe Scarborough and Mika from Morning Joe, their ratings plummeting, made a pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago because they decided if you can't beat him, grovel for access and help normalize him AGAIN.

STOP 👏
WATCHING👏
MORNING👏
JOE👏

Don’t worry, Mitch McConnell, we haven’t forgotten that most of this is your fault.

congratulations🎉

Fun fact: None of yall know me but I graduate in less than a month with my nursing degree. 🥳 just thought I should share. 🩺👩🏽‍⚕️ #blacksky #nursebae ❤️

Don’t be sliding into my threads with your negative snarky what aboutisms or any shit like that, nobody will see it as you’ll be blocked fast

Only sunshine and fucking roses here

Sun setting over water in dramatic orange colors.

Sunset. Right now.

Two posts from a self-described Trump supporter describing that he wants to be banned.

This fella doesn't know how to spell "blocked."

I think they might be on to us.

5 writers of whom I've read 5+ books💙📚
#BookSky

Dick Francis
Stephen King
Ken Follett
Anne McCaffrey
Don Winslow