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lefty AF. voracious reader. animal lover. music enthusiast. pop culture observer. childless fish mom ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆฟ๐Ÿซถ . โ€œSimon drove as if he knew something about physics that Einstein hadnโ€™t thought of and God never intended.โ€ ~ Don Winslow

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i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu i hate the flu. ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค’

25.11.2024 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mcspocky.bsky.social

good to see you here!

24.11.2024 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still enjoy playing with dollsโ€ฆ

Theyโ€™re now voodoo dolls, but still.

#jokes #joke #funny

20.11.2024 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it just me or does nobody go missing in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?

#showerthoughts #funny #notfunny?

21.11.2024 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you stay angry at someone, itโ€™s like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

What Iโ€™m trying to say is, poison the person that made you angry.

Also, I need a lawyer.

#joke #jokes #funny

23.11.2024 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. Itโ€™s not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.

#joke #hashtag

23.11.2024 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too old for Snapchat,
too young for Life Alert.

#joke #jokes #helpivefallen

24.11.2024 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.

#joke #insertHashTag

24.11.2024 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I despise haikus.
Iโ€™m court ordered to do them. To โ€˜learn tolerance.โ€™

#joke #haiku #poetic

24.11.2024 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved when first dating?

After 10 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as โ€œmotiveโ€.

Side note: I need a lawyer
#joke #reallyJustAJoke

24.11.2024 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

thatโ€™s hilarious!

23.11.2024 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
book cover for Revenge by Tom Bower. small type: Meghan, Harry, and the War Between the Windsors. black & white photos of harry, meghann charles & camilla, kate, william, and queen elizabeth.

book cover for Revenge by Tom Bower. small type: Meghan, Harry, and the War Between the Windsors. black & white photos of harry, meghann charles & camilla, kate, william, and queen elizabeth.

Choose 20 Books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews...just covers! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ“š #booksky 7/20

22.11.2024 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
book cover for The Power of the Dog by Don Winslow. orange background, white type. image of soldier in foreground .

book cover for The Power of the Dog by Don Winslow. orange background, white type. image of soldier in foreground .

Choose 20 Books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews...just covers! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ“š #booksky 6/20

20.11.2024 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@windthin.bsky.social

iโ€™m so glad to see you here!

19.11.2024 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He repeatedly accused Joe of committing a murder and repeatedly trashed Mika about her intellect and plastic surgery. Iโ€™m so glad I have nothing to do with this world. Turn your TV off.

18.11.2024 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19109    ๐Ÿ” 3175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2925    ๐Ÿ“Œ 596
End wokeness on twitter: Got banned from BIuesky within the first 30 seconds for posting a biological fact

End wokeness on twitter: Got banned from BIuesky within the first 30 seconds for posting a biological fact

Great work mods!!

18.11.2024 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62494    ๐Ÿ” 5589    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1392    ๐Ÿ“Œ 736

Just spent a few minutes in the bad place. Itโ€™s overrun with Nazi MAGA idiots smearing shit on the walls the way they did at our Capitol on January 6th. A sad allegory for what Iโ€™m afraid our government will look like in a year.

18.11.2024 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5438    ๐Ÿ” 739    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
Chart showing people who rank their own finances as fair to good at 72 percent but the number who say so about the overall economy at 22 percent.

Chart showing people who rank their own finances as fair to good at 72 percent but the number who say so about the overall economy at 22 percent.

Both things canโ€™t be true at once. Perception is quite different than reality. And disinformation is a helluva drug.

18.11.2024 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9778    ๐Ÿ” 1341    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 420    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68
Japanese maple with bright red flowers. There are ferns and moss planted near the maple.  The moss is a bright green. To the right of the tree is a light grey concrete wall with a shingled top. To the left is a bamboo fence and a large boulder.

Japanese maple with bright red flowers. There are ferns and moss planted near the maple. The moss is a bright green. To the right of the tree is a light grey concrete wall with a shingled top. To the left is a bamboo fence and a large boulder.

Went to the Portland Japanese Garden this weekend. Itโ€™s the first time Iโ€™ve been during the fall. Beautiful.

18.11.2024 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1.2 Millions Americans died because of his negligence, while he was sending our lifesaving supplies to Putin.

18.11.2024 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34489    ๐Ÿ” 8213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2210    ๐Ÿ“Œ 530

Joe Scarborough and Mika from Morning Joe, their ratings plummeting, made a pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago because they decided if you can't beat him, grovel for access and help normalize him AGAIN.

STOP ๐Ÿ‘
WATCHING๐Ÿ‘
MORNING๐Ÿ‘
JOE๐Ÿ‘

18.11.2024 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46982    ๐Ÿ” 8506    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4421    ๐Ÿ“Œ 717

Donโ€™t worry, Mitch McConnell, we havenโ€™t forgotten that most of this is your fault.

18.11.2024 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33996    ๐Ÿ” 4894    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 755    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215

congratulations๐ŸŽ‰

18.11.2024 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: None of yall know me but I graduate in less than a month with my nursing degree. ๐Ÿฅณ just thought I should share. ๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•๏ธ #blacksky #nursebae โค๏ธ

16.11.2024 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39798    ๐Ÿ” 879    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3719    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202

Donโ€™t be sliding into my threads with your negative snarky what aboutisms or any shit like that, nobody will see it as youโ€™ll be blocked fast

Only sunshine and fucking roses here

18.11.2024 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Sun setting over water in dramatic orange colors.

Sun setting over water in dramatic orange colors.

Sunset. Right now.

17.11.2024 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1000    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Two posts from a self-described Trump supporter describing that he wants to be banned.

Two posts from a self-described Trump supporter describing that he wants to be banned.

This fella doesn't know how to spell "blocked."

18.11.2024 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 486    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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I think they might be on to us.

18.11.2024 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29000    ๐Ÿ” 2353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2020    ๐Ÿ“Œ 254

5 writers of whom I've read 5+ books๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ“š
#BookSky

Dick Francis
Stephen King
Ken Follett
Anne McCaffrey
Don Winslow

18.11.2024 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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