milkybunfag 🏳️‍⚧️

the console market rn:
- nintendo switch :)
- pc but shaped like a nintendo switch :)
- glorified fifa arcade machine for european abusive boyfriends
- the last xbox ever (your phone is an xbox now)

Suddenly remembering sex ed as a kid and everyone else being like girl puberty sounds sooo bad yikes and I was the only boy who was like this sounds amazing

i can fix it/her

Humanely putting down the trans girl who unironically uses terms like "gigapassoid" like she's a sick animal with no hope of recovery.

me: I feel sick inside... guy: Like... with COVID? me: i am intrinsically dirty I have SIN boiling in my stomach guy: oh. Catholicism isn't airborne is it?

#comic #comics

*sees a man and a woman holding hands in public* grr... get away from her you beast.... *snarls and tries to bite him*

puppy feelings
have me reeling
jumping hurdles
run in circles

doggy heartbeat
hardly discrete
getting rowdy
barking loudly
૮ ° ﻌ ° ა ♡

u can literally just go around killing people for fun btw

Puppygirl who has never really enjoyed the holidays mostly due to family x Owner who plans to give puppy a new collar, leash, muzzle, treats, and more to make Her pet have an unforgettable holiday season, in the good way this time

if you're telling a guy about the difference between lesbian attraction to women and straight attraction to women and the response is confusion because the lesbian approach is more relatable... tell her to consider estrogen

LETS ALL LOVE LANA

screenshot of text that reads: "(injecting ketamine into some carrots to leave out for the reindeer so that santa has no choice but to chill at my house and play PS2 games with me) yay im finally gonna get to meet Santa yayy yipeee ^-^ (the FBI agent constantly watching my house, suddenly possessed by the spirit of Christmas) oh god Fuck if i don't eat those carrots she won't believe in Santa anymore Fuck" the words after "spirit" are outlined in red, the rest of the words are not. this indicates the post went over the original text limit, and adds emphasis to the ending

is there a need for fireworks the second it turns midnight in christmas. Im supposed to be asleep dreaming of sugar plums

im just a girl living its frutiger aero life

awesome cool #mlp

Ms pibb
(they/she)

The dick dream 😅

meow

snuppy puppy snail loves to play fetch, oh its fetched you a large kitchen knife! how cute!

playing fetch

cereal experiments lain