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Tim Heidecker as a doctor in a sketch on I think you should leave. He’s saying, incredulously, How the fuck your get into Aqua? Aqua is a club the good doctor wants to party in

A later image from the same scene, with the doctor saying “I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Aqua”

Sept 30 vs Oct 1

they’re gonna send the national guard to utah now 😭

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

anyway, some teenagers are nice still

kid at cold stone said I have the prettiest hair and it made me tear up and then he felt bad and I was like “no sorry i’m just pregnant”

if you really supported women you would send me money

happy birthday bestie :’) @itscheshi.bsky.social u hope u have the most amazing day 🩷

I want airpod max’s so badly but I will not spend $600 on headphones

I think Colton and I have officially chosen baby girl’s name :’) i’m so excited :’)

they’re putting the chips on the sandwich for me even though that’s not part of it anymore I love them so much

driving to salt lake for a sandwich today, cannot stop thinking about it

ps I am pregnant !!! lmao

ultrasounds should be free, I want to see my baby every single day !!!!!!

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been in bed playing strange horticulture all day, perfect saturday

Shots fired, person arrested as 10,000 march in Salt Lake City during No Kings protest Protesters gathered in Salt Lake City's Pioneer Park Saturday evening, after a day of demonstrations across Utah and the nation.

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does someone want to send me $100 just out of the goodness of their heart so I can get colton a very cool gift ok thanks byeeeeee

I am so tired of being nauseous

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

spent an hour trying to find a place to hammock only for us to finally set it up and the tree next to us to lose a branch that literally would have killed us if we had been 5 feet closer …. we are back in the car

sitting at my desk trying to figure out if the constant pain on my right side is an ovarian cyst or something worse, it’s been 2 days of this! I do not want to go to the ER !

Friendship is the greatest movie ever made

tax return hit 2 days before vegas LETS GOOOOO

been crying for 3 days 🤓

can someone tell my dad to stop being like That please

recent fits !!