Michael Hein

I really miss posting articles

Maaan I can’t write articles right now which means I’m just standing out in the street hollering about Demon Slayer at full volume.

1 Year Later, This Alien: Romulus Moment Still Makes No Sense It’s a great time to be a fan of the Alien franchise, between Alien: Earth airing now on Hulu, Predator: Badlands hitting theaters this fall, and the one-year anniversary of Alien: Romulus this week. ...

I love Alien Romulus

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Harry Potter's New Series Cast Can Learn a Major Lesson from This Blockbuster The Harry Potter franchise was pitched into an uproar last week with the announcement of an all-new audiobook series with a full cast, including many A-list actors and lauded performers. It makes sens...

Obviously, don’t buy HP stuff because Rowling is a bigot, but also, full cast audiobooks are lame 🤮

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Another successful year of Cousin-Con 😎

Dune 3 Will Do Something the First Two Movies Avoided (& Fans Will Love It) Filmmaker Denis Villeneuve has said that Dune: Part Three will have a distinct identity separate from the last two movies, and it looks like he’s made one major aesthetic choice to distinguish it. A r...

Sounds like they’re… Dune it a little differently this time.

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Fantastic Four First Steps no context:

I saw Superman without my wife, and her biggest concern was whether they got Lex Luthor right this time, so I was trying to describe Hoult’s portrayal to her. She was like “Oh I get it, so he was basically doing Seto Kaiba?” Now we’ve spent all week swapping dialogue between them and it ALWAYS works

Man that was a really good Mister Terrific movie.

We’ve come a long way, and a whole app, from this defeated tweet to this triumphant article.

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I'm Glad Murderbot is Divisive in So Many Ways Apple TV+ is bringing The Murderbot Diaries to life in its new series Murderbot, and while the reviews are generally very positive, there’s a noticeable hesitance among fans of the original book serie...

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Happy bird day old man

Imagine paying yourself millions of dollars to delay HOTD by merging WBD, then three years later, paying yourself millions of dollars again to delay Dunk & Egg by breaking up WBD.

Do I think I’m the first person to come up with this subheader? No. Am I unreasonably pleased with myself? Yes.

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YouTube video by The Character Sheet on ComicBook.com The Real Reason The Wheel Of Time Was Canceled...

The #WheelOfTime has been canceled after 3 seasons...so how bad did viewership really get...and is the lack of honesty from the showrunners the real reason amazon axed the show?
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Me: I’ll just re-read Realm of the Elderlings for a while because I already know the quality is excellent, plus it’ll be familiar and comforting.

Me finishing Fool’s Errand:

My new sweater turned up just in time for Murderbot day 😎

If you use SoundCloud... Maybe don't.

So excited to see Matt Smith play a Team Yell Grunt in the live-action Pokemon Sword and Shield.

Like yeah it’s a meme that search sucks now and Docs has always been mediocre, but how are you fumbling Maps. “Don’t worry about the literal world around you, ask our idiotbot for whatever you need.”

Personally I think it’s really cool how Google Maps just straight up doesn’t work anymore while they’re constantly trying to shove Gemini down my throat.

WE WERE A GOLDMINE, THEY GUTTED US 🥹

Murderbot Trailer Introduces Alexander Skarsgård as Socially Awkward Killer Robot The first trailer for Murderbot is here, bringing us into an epic sci-fi world for an awkward personal story. The series stars Alexander Skarsgård as a corporate-owned security cyborg who has hacked i...

Murderbot trailer more than makes up for my shattered hope for a Dunk & Egg trailer yesterday 🤡

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House of the Dragon's Cut Battle May Explain What Went Wrong With Season 2 Director Alan Taylor spoke about his time on Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon in an interview with Gold Derby last week, and he may have given us some new insight on why the latest season in We...

We’re gonna have fan-made alternate season-numbering schemes for House of the Dragon just like the fan-made remixed reading orders for Feast for Crows and Dance with Dragons

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Developers wya? This is free, you can have this

“Have you informed your grandson you’re making another purchase from IKEA? Tap here to text, tap here to call.”

“Whoa! It looks like you’re about to buy another rug. You bought your last rug less than six months ago, and it’s almost summer time. Are you sure it’s worth your only grandson’s entire Saturday to move all the furniture, lay down the rug, and put it all back?”

We have parental controls, now we need “grandparental controls” for phones and tablets. It should prompt my grandmother anytime she tries to buy anything that weighs over 20lbs, especially furniture that needs to be assembled. It should also notify me and give me veto privileges.