kaos

in the deep winter i eat braised cabbage like it’s going out of style. my life was changed on nye 2022 at heritage in long beach ca (just before they got their michelin star ok) when i ate their braised cabbage. here is how you can make some, but the fun part is you get to make some stuff up:

a grey clad dork holds a cool ass sword

engraving on the sword reads From hell's heart I stab at thee!

the sword i ordered while very drunk on new years eve just got here. apparently drunk me also loves moby dick

to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe

Flat illustration of at least 17 European Starlings against a blue background. Most birds have a star in their beak which connects them to other starlings represented with a string.

quest succeeded!! shoutout to very nice fb person and her two super friendly cats!

going on a Quest tomorrow! drive ~1.5-2hrs to try on a fb marketplace wedding dress that almost certainly fits one of us 😂

transformation

"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score

I love to watch Jason but I really don’t think he should be on the team…he hasn’t had the consistency for a body of work argument, especially having done that before

oh man torgashev was SO perfectly in the music, that choreo was fantastic!

I LOVE WOMEN

it did feel like many elements were a liiiiiittle messy, but uh. not THAT messy.

Once again pairs is the only good stream. Why ads forever? Why worse commentators? Peacock explain

like not for certain but I really think so

YESSSSS THAT’S THE OLYMPICS!!

everyone fingers crossed for kam/oshea 😭🙏

SONJA TIME!!!!!! this is what i’m HERE FOR! coolest skater around! #PrevagenUSChamps

i love ben and ashley hyping up erika!! it IS very cool that they’re here!!

gf: “i am amused at the commentators talking about it like jason brown is ilia's villain origin story” #PrevagenUSChamps

max should be so so proud of himself no matter what the team ends up

Give goku more points!! Who needs technical content. Bonus for ART

literally began saying “I love watching him!” are you sure?? do you????? it doesn’t show!

aww I saw him post in r/figureskating the other day! he was soooo excited to be in as an alternate

*GRACEFUL

pity about the jumps but he’s so grateful! and does pass my personal “is it actually tango” judgement

Excuse me? Excuse me? This was an option??

FUCK yes!!!

i always vaguely watch for them because sometimes oona is the lifting partner! or has been in the past, idk the last time they competed that lift

literally opened twitter so i could tweet “ben and ashley are great commentators! would love to keep hearing them!!” at peacock

peacock allowed one (1) good stream and it was the pairs short