kaos

i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..

白菜の精

1. this is soooo funny of mbj. he decided it’s mountain time. so it is mountain time
2. sy is so worried about airplane 🥺 every time he thinks about him he worries airplane’s gonna die with no one around 🥺

Shen Yuan felt a powerful urge to yank a curtain shut on this conversation. Finding no curtain, he did the next best thing: he blocked Shang Qinghua. A minute later, he unblocked him. Airplane, blissfully unaware of the brief digital exile, continued:

GOD I LOVE CUMPLANE SO MUCH #svsssspoilers

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going

tbh it was probably a RELIEF to mbj that both of them were gone. shang qinghua alone might have just up and left! he’s done it before! mbj’s nightmare scenario only appeased by how attached bingqiu are about each other

lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT

new scum villain extra! dick cheney is dead! AND elections going pretty well!! what a day. what a week for posting

it seems to be pretty common! there’s a popular movie with a dog named 笨笨, looks like. means like…clumsy/stupid/affectionate nickname

[shen tang voice] he did, technically, already die alone

bless u peerlesscucumber. most unsurpassed of vegetables indeed!!

i am choosing to believe that when binghe had his “oh no shizun’s hot” moment with the skinner demon, he decided this simply must be a different person entirely. no other explanation

oh did the mysterious paste in translator post the next chapter? where are you finding this translation? i looooove the star-crossed line. incredible

cumplane priorities but also the truest experience: meeting an efriend for the first time irl and saying EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME!!!!

NAILED it #svsssspoilers #svsss

he's so normal he's so fucking normal if he hadn't transmigrated he would have passed as normal for so long but all of the weirdness that was relegated to the internet had to be spoken aloud instead and now there's rpf noncon porn of him being sung in every tavern and he'll never be normal again

#svsssspoilers these are the sources I have seen for the new scum villain extras so far (I have not gone to twitter)

machine translation from lewdshizun: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
in-progress fan tl from jin: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
anonymous fan tl of extra #1: pastebin.com/ZvhXSdUp

Xiang Fei 向飞!! same characters that appear in his username, lmao

Chinese Cooking Demystified's over-rice series kicks ass in general, but the "Guizhou pickled greens and beans" from this one 1) absolutely rules 2) is basically all shelf stable ingredients and 3) gives canned beans fucking texture, thank god youtu.be/D2BSrIXrpNU?...

didn’t want to object to this so-called “love” 😭😭😭

#svsssspoilers

smiles serenely

System-Enslaved to Translate for Tea (a.k.a. Tea before my deadlines, svsss extras over my essay) T/N: translating one chapter a day… Progress: Part 1: Reality! 一、现代！ Part 2: Binghe! 二、冰河！ Part 3: Daily Life! 三、日常！ Part 4: Proud Immortal! 四、狂傲！ Part 5: Meeting! 五、开会！ Part 6: Origin! 六、起源！ Part 7: ...

Speaking of SVSSS extras!!
Here's an EDITED and TRANSLATED version of the new SVSSS short by Jin.

New sections will be added as it gets translated.

This was shared with permission (thank you @teamune on discord!!)❤️ just wanted to spread the word!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#svsssspoilers

Shen Yuan had absolutely no hope for this. It's important to understand that the worst thing you can do with a wildly popular novel is to create a sequel or side story after it's been running for years. That would be a thankless task, and readers would often say, "It's not the same anymore!" This is unavoidable, because even if the author remains unchanged, the readers will not. Both are progressing on different paths; how can one expect them to converge again?

MA'AM 🤣

i thought i was ready to move to silksong act 3 but i did a “what you lose after act2” check and there’s MORE

gotta fight my map wife. gotta get cursed

theres cumplane in the new extras and i cant read it. it's out there. theyre out there

You know the scene in ocean's 8 where ann hathaway joins the heist crew bc she doesn't have any female friends and hates book clubs. that's my vision of modern au sha hualing

Juri Arisugawa redraw, she’s the fencing captain so fencing helmet seemed right 🤺

I redrew an old Juri Arisugawa sketch from so long ago, for face practice
✋😐🤚

Today is the 10 year anniversary of Joanna Newsom's latest album, Divers.