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were ice buckets really so popular in the 70s for nearly every episode to show a character using one

watching columbo for the first time & why is the murder
mystery writer episode so highly rayed when the girlboss from the pilot was far smarter & her crime so well-planned i’m four eps into season 1 & still have yet to see anyone match its genius

butch liu qingge who keeps fetching sqq's things and offering her a jacket when it's cold and sqq is just like wow liu didi if you were a man you'd be the perfect boyfriend and lqg has just dealt with that for the past several years of their friendship

Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!

there is never enough

it’s now canon that sqh is the kind of cute that makes straight men rationalize their attraction to him by pointing out how “delicate” & “feminine” he looks for a guy & *shen yuan voice* liking sqh is basically like liking a girl & actually he’s even cuter than most, i mean some, girls—

i think this might be first time that sy admits sqh is attractive w/o qualifying it by highlighting his sleaziness AND he‘s writing a whole paragraph about how submissive & breedable xf is sy has such a type

it’s one of my unfinished threads that haunts me the most. i still haven’t figured out the ending

just remembered the time i wrote about lbh being so bad at fingering that sqh had to coach him thru it while handcuffed to a headboard. the binghua covid au thread was certainly A Time

text meme that reads: got a really crazy fanfic* (*edited to replace another word) coming up in the next 7-8 years. stay tuned.

i wonder if mbj ever thinks about how if sqq hadn’t been missing too he might’ve never been able to find sqh b/c lbh wouldn’t have cared enough to put in all this effort to help find him

it’s actually so evil of mxtx to do this b/c lbh probably thinks that sqq went off to die somewhere unobtrusive like sick cats do & mbj definitely thinks that sqh has abandoned him again but without even a heads up this time

i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going

omg sqh is totally stray cat-coded w/ sy but it’s interesting to see how he plays the role of loyal work dog for mbj

(back in the cumplane mire) it’s about how lbh willingly and repeatedly chooses to be sy’s stray dog but airplane never does. he doesn’t follow him home. you know?????

so so so funny that every instance of lbh and mbj having substantial interaction and relationship development happens offscreen. mxtx said don’t worry about that

"Anyway," Shen Yuan huffed, "I was studying hard when I was your age." "And look how that turned out," his sister said dryly. "You studied hard, and now you're still just playing games. So what's the difference-play now, or play later?" He surrendered instantly, pressing his palms together in mock salute. She is the undisputed apex predator of their household, indeed.

#svsssspoilers (jin tl) this keeps making me scream. get his ass shen tang

Oopsy!

#svsss #moshang

it‘s not cumplane—or sqh in general—unless he’s being u-hauled against his will (just like it’s not sy unless he’s being “turned gay” ”against his will”)

System-Enslaved to Translate for Tea (a.k.a. Tea before my deadlines, svsss extras over my essay) T/N: translating one chapter a day… Progress: Part 1: Reality! 一、现代！ Part 2: Binghe! 二、冰河！ Part 3: Daily Life! 三、日常！ Part 4: Proud Immortal! 四、狂傲！ Part 5: Meeting! 五、开会！ Part 6: Origin! 六、起源！ Part 7: ...

Speaking of SVSSS extras!!
Here's an EDITED and TRANSLATED version of the new SVSSS short by Jin.

New sections will be added as it gets translated.

This was shared with permission (thank you @teamune on discord!!)❤️ just wanted to spread the word!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#svsssspoilers

or that time he roasted sy by basically saying ‘what part of ‘without a cure‘ do you not understand about this incurable illness? it’s in the damn name’

sorry i’m one page in & what do you mean sy thinks sqh is too cute to be mean to?!

honestly an argument could be made for sy’s twisted little subconscious to think if i HAVE to choose a guy to be w/ obvs the ideal is someone like my big brothers

#svsssspoilers these are the sources I have seen for the new scum villain extras so far (I have not gone to twitter)

machine translation from lewdshizun: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
in-progress fan tl from jin: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
anonymous fan tl of extra #1: pastebin.com/ZvhXSdUp

we really don’t talk enough about how funny lqg is like he really has to have some sense of comedic timing to just keep shoving the same guy down w/o a word

didn’t want to object to this so-called “love” 😭😭😭

just last week i was in a professor’s office hour saying what’s fun about scum villain is that we haven’t gotten new content in so long we’ve started the fandom equivalent of talking to walls & now mxtx is dropping new extras??? i thought they were a hoax someone on ig reels made up??????

he expects the plug to be tugged on. he does not expect the mouth that engulfs his softened member while the plug is pulled & drilled into him. he hardens again in under a minute.

if the last guy was not enough foreplay, this current one is too much foreplay. he’s a damned tease!

mbj & lbh surveying their choices.
mbj, pointing at sqh: i want that one.
lbh: you’re so predictable. you always choose the one w/ the fat ass.
mbj: says the foot fetishist.
lbh: i’m a leg man!
mbj: let’s just start.
lbh: ooh, this one loves creampies. perfect, i’ve been saving up my cum all week.

four years in & i’m finally writing a moshen sex scene.

handwave-y backstory is mbj & lbh frequent clubs w/ ass walls to de-stress. they often share their picks, switching off after each orgasm to keep things fair. this is the first time they’ve been hesitant to switch.