Dragon (Evil)

Cock would fix me i think

This school year has been killing me with stress 💀

I have *got* to be bred

If I have any down bad moots in the NoCo area please hmu 🙏😭

Every Republican man wants a WASP girlfriend till she pulls out her ovipositor 🙄

A gentleman wearing a transparent puffer jacket filled with Tsingtao beer he is drinking through an internal straw.

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

nymag and strange.victory Instagram post. Zohran Mamdani smiles incredulously to someone off camera while standing on a sidewalk next to a cartoon cow holding a lump-with-handle cow tool. Caption reads, "2:32 P.M. at a stop near a Lower East Side polling site: "I ran into the cow from cow tools, which I was just so excited about," he says. "I'm a huge fan, and I was quite starstruck."

america's mayor

The completely normal wish to have shapeshifting powers so I could become a silly little cryptid creature every once in a while

> be me, 14th century monk looking for bloodletting
> ask plague doctor if my humors are hot and dry or cold and wet
> she doesn't understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is hot and dry versus cold and wet
> she laughs, "they're good humors sir"
> leeches leave me cold and wet

Happy birthday!

Personality? Ah, you mean my 37 mental illnesses wrapped up in 13 maladaptive trauma responses!

A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene

The party can burn in hell

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

[2028 Presidential debate]

AI Donald Trump: Well technically folks, as a mere simulacra that lacks emotional function, I am incapable of being attracted to minors. We should send the biggest most beautiful nuke anyone's ever launched at Venezuela

Joe Biden's Corpse: Listen Jack, what's an ebophile

Life hack! Don't watch a video about mad cow disease at 3 AM, especially if you have anxiety with a side of paranoia. The existence of prions is by itself almost enough to make me vegan

Helo

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Well, who am I to argue with the angels, really?

Is there a website I can move to where the mods uh. Don't do this shit

*hugs*

Oh no :( i hope you're okay

A painting of the Tower of Babel with an arrow pointing to the top saying "you are here"

Am I biologically male or female?

I am biologically a multicellular colony primarily comprised of nonhuman bacteria generating an illusion of existence as a singular cohesive individual consciousness

I'm sorry, I'm still having a hard time getting over that the owner of the NY Times is in the Epstein files thing and they haven't even acknowledged this in any reporting.

All good

No no, I was talking with coworkers about him and he walked by

I'm pretty sure my store manager overheard me saying "the whole store is pissed at him" to coworkers

If I get coached over this shit I might just put my two weeks in then and there tbh

Espresso my beloved

"Caffeine makes you dissociate" yeah but I was probably gonna do that anyway? at least this way I've consumed a stimulant and therefore feel insane instead of just a bit numb!

The Devil is King and I am but His clown

Life is Suffering, and unfortunately some suffering is not only unavoidable but ultimately beneficial.

"I made this AI chatbot pretend to be my dead relative/partner so I don't have to experience grief or process the loss" okay but that's not healthy!

"It makes me feel better" and? so does heroin.