Dragon (Evil)

I'm pretty sure my store manager overheard me saying "the whole store is pissed at him" to coworkers

If I get coached over this shit I might just put my two weeks in then and there tbh

Espresso my beloved

"Caffeine makes you dissociate" yeah but I was probably gonna do that anyway? at least this way I've consumed a stimulant and therefore feel insane instead of just a bit numb!

The Devil is King and I am but His clown

Life is Suffering, and unfortunately some suffering is not only unavoidable but ultimately beneficial.

"I made this AI chatbot pretend to be my dead relative/partner so I don't have to experience grief or process the loss" okay but that's not healthy!

"It makes me feel better" and? so does heroin.

An infamous image from some document detailing the collapse of a furry polycule, where a someone is sitting outside of a door weeping and holding a tray of freshly baked cookies while their partner is having sex with other folks in a bed on the other side of a door. We only see the tails of the folks having sex. The face of the person with the tray of cookies has been replaced with hillary clinton's face, and the tails have been recolored such that one is donald trump's skintone, and another has bill clinton's hair color

Officially deeming the last decade of US politics the end product of the most unhinged polycule drama of all time

The Quirked Up White Boy went Woke. Now it's Fucked Up White They

she reload on my save till i scum

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

With alt text. This would make a great 'draw your OC in this' deal for some of ya'll.

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I will make this discord server if enough people want it

De-synced my contacts on telegram, i hope that doesn't fuck too many things up

That's why the group has to have at least a couple dom/mes who can order people to not cum until their task is done

They should make a support group for chronic procrastinators where everyone just jerks off together as communal mental preparation to do our tasks. And then can even jerk off together while doing our tasks. I think it would be a great motivator personally

I mean hey, better than doing nothing lmao

Yeah. I do the same thing, autism waiting mode is definitely a thing

Probably tbh lol

Yeah, I get that. Still aim to wake up at the same time every day and it just... doesn't always work

Yeah, having a fucked sleep schedule really just messes up everything else too

I can't tell if I'm horny or just want to procrastinate by jerking off

"If I shoot myself in the foot NOW and tell people it was actually a genius move to prevent someone else from shooting me in that foot later, they'll all feel bad for me and have no choice but to support me forever because I'm entitled to their votes!"

Dumbest political strategy possible.

They got cute and used Senators not up for re-election next year or ones that were retiring for the surrender vote.

So here's the metric we use instead:

If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.

Kinda funny the Dems did the shutdown largely as a show for the base and now people are madder than before lol

There will be some "Wow you can't make these people happy" sentiment but what's really happening is the Dems are beginning to reap the consequences of not really believing in anything. Choreographed maneuvers, too clever by half talking points. People have just had it

Folks, a pill to swallow: if current Democrats will cave to your healthcare, they will cave to your voting rights. If they will cave to you not getting paid for 40 days, they will cave to LGBTQ+ marriage. If they cave to stalling our airplanes, they will cave to destroying our National Parks.

If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.

Democratic senators voted to make sure that there was more money for ICE to harass your community