Sir Applesauce

"Dear Lord give me patience...but give it to me now."

Oh no this comic is bad!

I'm still gonna need a very good reason as to why the mom left. #PatiencePBS

Her man left her and had a kid with the "enemy". Yeesh. #PatiencePBS

I don't trust this crime scene tech. #PatiencePBS

Stubborn person with a bad cough dying? I've seen this movie before. #PatiencePBS

Elbow, people, cough into your elbow!! #PatiencePBS

Yo she got ROCKED. #PatiencePBS

Coughing into your hand? That's nasty. #PatiencePBS

Bea is definitely poisoned or something. #PatiencePBS

Jake hurt her feelings at the party? I thought it was the crowd + the noise. #PatiencePBS

They jumped into this episode quick. #PatiencePBS

Patience couldn't info dump her way out of that conversation. #PatiencePBS

Nah give that man some extra stomach kicks Jake, he's earned them. #PatiencePBS

"The Girl With The Two Umbrellas" sounds like a book title. #PatiencePBS

Someone near me just died? *stuffs activated charcoal down their throat* #PatiencePBS

I have to say, the mysteries on this inaugural season are very good. #PatiencePBS

Falling over a police officer's car extremely drunk in the rain is a very bad look. #PatiencePBS

Your employees are dropping like flies ma'am. #PatiencePBS

Patience has to be the stalwart now. #PatiencePBS

The embalming is so strong that the bodies can get up? #PatiencePBS

Nah Billy's been cool this whole time, they'd better fix this. #PatiencePBS

My older comic reviews were way too jokey and not very informative.

A murder for no reason. That's gotta suck. #PatiencePBS

I feel like someone other than these men wrote these mystery books. #PatiencePBS

I eat almonds all the time but I couldn't tell you what they smelled like. #PatiencePBS

Saying "it's not a crime" really makes whatever you did seem like a crime. #PatiencePBS

At least homie is trying. #PatiencePBS

Patience's Batcave has been discovered! #PatiencePBS

Patience crying? Someone beat that guy up. #PatiencePBS