Sir Applesauce

Jacky-Boy is not gonna be alive when they find him. #MaigretPBS

Your condition is why he was robbing banks ma'am. #MaigretPBS

Maigret is terrible at telling people their loved ones died. Geez. #MaigretPBS

Maigret almost failed a test there. #MaigretPBS

Did his phone actually die or did I miss something? #MaigretPBS

Well she's gonna pop up again before this season is over. #MaigretPBS

Someone died now, but not before. You're doing a lot lady. #MaigretPBS

"Yeah lemme leave while they flirt." - That Lady #MaigretPBS

They have a bit of a point about the missing wife. #MaigretPBS

Honore really pissed somebody off. #MaigretPBS

Wait, the French have the steering wheel on the correct side of the car? #MaigretPBS

Yeah you can't solve a case with one disgusted look at the dead body, you aren't Sherlock. #MaigretPBS

Maigret sounds kinda corny already. #MaigretPBS

That book show looks interesting.

First season it was Judith in danger, this season it was Suzie, next season it's gonna be Becks. #MarlowPBS

If you have to kill this many people to keep a secret you just gotta move. #MarlowPBS

Kick him while he's down! #MarlowPBS

Called it! Can't trust British people with that last name. #MarlowPBS

Yeah I would still tell someone. How would they know? #MarlowPBS

We're stealing dogs now? Cmon bro/sis/person. #MarlowPBS

Suzie about to get got. #MarlowPBS

That young man has broken his nose before. #MarlowPBS

NOOOOOOO I KNEW IT WHEN I SAW THE ROBE #MarlowPBS

If the police come up to you asking questions about someone, just assume they are dead before you say anything crazy. #MarlowPBS

That was a significant amount of bottles. #MarlowPBS

Please find that old man before he turns to dust. #MarlowPBS

Becks almost ended up in an awkward conversation. #MarlowPBS

That is the most photoshopped picture I've ever seen. #MarlowPBS

I thought Judith was gonna get attacked from behind after picking up that bag. #MarlowPBS

There are some interesting eye sockets on display this episode. #MarlowPBS