@hayleewood.bsky.social
Being liked is grossly overrated Aries βοΈLeoπTaurusβ¬οΈ
The Lion King. Stray Kids. MCR. This is going to be a good year.
13.01.2025 01:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
02.01.2025 21:57 β π 11717 π 1012 π¬ 224 π 34I am begging this year to be better
01.01.2025 06:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was really hoping Jimmy Carter would outlive me
29.12.2024 21:18 β π 384 π 20 π¬ 4 π 1Ah. Fantastic.
30.12.2024 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At this point I am BEGGING for an eternal slumber
29.12.2024 08:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been getting into Clowns recently
29.12.2024 05:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Rockit announcement actually kinda makes me sad
28.12.2024 00:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just got teary eyed thinking about Jumbo Jr
21.12.2024 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll do better next year
20.12.2024 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make CEOs Scared Again
18.12.2024 20:11 β π 67 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Olly Olly oxen free?
More like Olly Olly cocks in me
I am so sorry
[victorian child walking into his parentsβ room at 3am] iβve done a deed most foul
18.12.2024 01:15 β π 814 π 146 π¬ 9 π 2Jesus was a simp Iβve cracked the code
18.12.2024 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When does Jesus die and when does he rise Iβm so confused Iβve never been to church
18.12.2024 04:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βRaw, next questionβ is absoLUTELY insane
16.12.2024 05:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My sister (23) didnβt know what intercept meant when talking about football but the moment I said βintercept the callβ she understood
16.12.2024 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chris quote of the day βoh my fucking god itβs the fucking ring bitchβ
16.12.2024 04:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If he can commit to the bit he can commit to me
15.12.2024 04:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According to my co-star βLove is Godβ which is very appropriate for a lil theatre kid like myself πββοΈ
08.12.2024 07:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The way this man remembered our first interaction in 2018 ooommmfffgggggg got me giggling and kicking my feet !!!
08.12.2024 04:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just 2 more hours until itβs vacation time !!
08.12.2024 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like making Pastaroni this late/early is diabolical
07.12.2024 06:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just had my first sip of water of 12/6/25 on 12/7/24 @ 1:30am
07.12.2024 06:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is something so embarrassing about finding out what my Spotify Wrapped is
04.12.2024 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty bummed the aliens didnβt invade today
03.12.2024 18:51 β π 113 π 13 π¬ 8 π 0My dream basically said βshoot your shot before itβs too lateβ but like I canβt let give him the win to that battle
03.12.2024 13:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of my friendships at this point are just us sending up flares from the bottom of our wells to let each other know we're still alive
02.12.2024 17:34 β π 113 π 28 π¬ 2 π 1I was ON ONE today
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