Peach Holler

I took an amazing butt plug pic last night shame I’m too high strung to share it

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Stressed to the max, play my silly dirty (please dirty) games:

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Okay but where did you get those?

I was never high speed I was just a step faster than the good idea fairy

Watching rain walk up the valley towards you is one of the best things about Appalachia

A snug a trois?

Actual thing I have yelled across a motorpool:

LT! LT! Get over here so I can mentor you!

How my junior enlisted knew the stepped on their dicks:

Hey fuckknuckles…let’s go for a walk

a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt that says pterodactyl screech ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt that says pterodactyl screech

This but with a subdued flag patch hat and a Grunt Style shirt

It would be-hoooooooooove you to get off yo forf point of contact and do this layout with a sense of urgency

Commander: yeah one caveat to piggyback off what Top just said…

Lah di dah di e’erybody!

“As a veteran, I think *sociopoltical statement not in any way related to military service*”

Me: as a veteran, your veteran status has nothing to do with this issue

Vetbro: did you even serve *pterodactyl noises*

Well…guess who just got back today?

When you buy Ridley Scott on Temu 😂

Shit, sorry, Dark Knight Returns

Visually? His movies are fucking gorgeous. He’s not a storyteller. His best comic movies are Watchmen and 300 because he just shot the damn book and didn’t interject himself into the story

If he did Batman Returns or 80’s style Punisher? Hell yeah. But Superman is not a fit for him.

Zack gonna Zack 🤷

If they ever do a Madripoor Patch Wolverine movie I want Zack Snyder directing it otherwise he needs to stay away from my heroes

The black suit has history in the books. But I see your point. His brief interaction with Lois in the Death of Superman arc about how he has to be as brutal as Doomsday was one of the high points of that story

As meh as JL was, I think the Snyder cut was the best on screen portrayal of just how strong he is. When he shows up at the end and face rolls Steppenwolf it’s pretty epic and felt very comic-y

What’s your best exhibitionist/voyeur story?

I’ve done this but missionary

Further unnecessary details: I thought the whole thing was *so cute* that I let him cum on my face that night then we had a simultaneous O while I was riding him 🙈

Happy to help!

One of my all time favorite spicy pics of my wife is a black and white Wartenberg wheel across her mons 😍😈🤤

I had a fling with a guy one time who wanted to be more open about his sexuality but was naturally shy…we met up with a friend of mine for drinks one time and he asked me to out him in some way (which was rather cute) so I introduced him as “this is XXX and his cock is delicious”

Much ☺️ big 😃

Yes but they were all topkicks iykwim

Every boy I’ve ever had really good sex with was some version of Riley Poole from National Treasure and I’m sure that says a lot about me but I don’t know what

In 30 sporadic but sometimes very active years of dick-taking it has never happened to me

I mostly watch gay porn anymore, which has given me an unrealistic expectation of how common it would be to get railed wearing a backwards ball cap

Kinda like 80’s kids and quicksand

The strongest and most stable my shoulders have ever felt was when I was doing 20-30 mins of yoga every night in addition to my daily workouts