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Well this is bullshit. It can be worth it but is it worth the devastating heartache?

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/

Trump’s construction of the Epstein Ballroom continues today. Can only imagine he’ll be renting it out for many junior proms.

Happy to make you one in any color scheme you like. Messages aren’t working here, but hit me up on Fet or my Etsy and lets talk about what I can make for you 😊

Well, that’s a welcome change 😁

Yup

Elsie’s a whip-maker now! 🥳

I’m Aaron_sp & Alpine_Impact on FetLife.

You can also send me a message about a custom item build at:
alpineimpact.etsy.com

I check them all, daily.

Well… I can’t view messages, now, without “age verifying”. And I’m not doing that.
I don’t like any of the options or the third-party sites for it.
So… 🤷🏼‍♂️

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/

No, this is my wife. She knows of you, and she is a HUGE Brandon Sanderson fan. This is part of her collection. She has a bunch in the British printing, because she likes the cover art and format. Big fan, she loves to talk about these worlds.

a teddy bear wearing a red apron is standing in front of a shelf . ALT: a teddy bear wearing a red apron is standing in front of a shelf .

I meeeean… ok, fair.

PS- I’m hangin’ ‘round the house, nude, today. Thought you’d like to know.

Yessssssss

Haaaaaaave ya met @elsie233.bsky.social ???

That’s the one! hahaha
I love it. That weighted end sends the thud deep (and it’s pure thud).

Picked it up at a truck stop in Indiana.
I have a pair of black-plastic-coated “tire thumpers” (they’re batons), I got online, that are fun for body-drumming.

1- Rubber tubing whip
2- Hickory “tire thumper” (w/ 8” steel bolt)
3- Black walnut & curly maple mallet
4- 1/4” neoprene rubber strap
5- Melamine cane
6- Delrin cane
7- Cowhide single-tail whip
8- Oak rod
9- Spline whip
10- Black walnut paddle
11- Leather cord whip

Implements I used on my partner this weekend at a B3 party in Detroit. I made all but one (you can probably guess haha)

I’m so disappointed in their decisions…
I can’t sell half of the stuff I make, on there, and I’m just waiting for my whips to get booted.

I’m happy to hear that you’re persevering, Miss Chris! 🧡

Thank you very much!!

Made a new whip - leather thong on a nylon braided handle around a fiberglass core. It’s lightweight, rigid but flexes a bit, has a nice long reach and that oiled cowhide has a nice weight for this piece.

This was just for me. I’ve wanted to make something like it for quite a while.
It works 👍

Getting introduced to the Beatles, having a co-top & bottom scene, and recieving one of the most thorough beltings I've ever recieved, was not on my Spanko bingo card. A personal thank you to both Daddy and @beowulf703.bsky.social for absolutely TANNING my hide together Saturday. See ya next time! 🍑

They’re very soft actually, and when struck they give more “thud” than sting. I bolster the core with rubber that gives it a little extra density (more thud).

They can be used as an introduction toy, or you can “swing for the fences” and have a solid impact scene.

It’s basically a flat flogger.

New leather straps in the shop. Several to choose from.

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🔥 New firehose straps in the shop. Many to choose from.

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NEW 3’ & 4’ snake whips in the shop, now!
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NEW Teardrop paddles in the shop, now!

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School’s in session and we’ve got Frat/Soror paddles in the shop!

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The only anime that makes me openly sob, every single time.

I watch it every few years to shock my conscience.

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