"Hundred game Wilt Chamberlain, smack 'em, say when"

bro hit the flying knee like he was Tony Jaa

Wife & oldest kid in the back hootin & hollerin & stuck flabbergasted. Who the hell taught you "Heady Murphy"..............

I playfully chased her & picked her up and all that then she follows that up by saying "I didnt know you could still run cause YOU BALD".....are you fuckin serious right now??? Why are you on my neck like this????????

Craig from Craig of the creek after getting roasted something serious by two teens.

She got in the house, walked up the steps and proceeded to call me "Heady Murphy"

Wife & both kids [daughters] have been fryin me about being bald for years. Especially the youngest one. She been on my neck for a smooth 3 months. In general though? Nothing new.....until today.

I’m in this video and I don’t like it 🤣🤣🤣

65 is a terrible number for a d-lineman. I really want dude from Oklahoma to change his jersey number.

So my mom and her husband went to Montgomery last week and hung out with the crew from chairteenth… and I am jealous

So the kids aren’t safe is what I just saw.

This is so unfortunate number 94, it really is but gotdamn this is hilarious

Hell yeah, officially bowl eligible. Still gonna selectively pretend when it's a bye week.

Why is her face so big???

I don’t trust people that don’t do this.
There’s plenty left in there.

two men in suits and ties are talking to each other in an office . Alt: two men in suits and ties are talking to each other in an office .

Gotdamnit South Carolina......

Good thing there's other good games on cause I just saw the score for the lsu game & decided to pretend they're have multiple bye weeks.

Look at texas a&m revealing their true selves at the half.

I, understandably, keep forgetting that navy is a good football team this year.

“Well, technically the age of consent in Maryland is…”

Me:

DOINK RATTTLE

McAfee probably lucky to have intact ACLs after Aaron Donald pushed him off his chair and the set

Blue sign that says: “Presidents are temporary, Wu-Tang is Forever”

Speaking of Wu-Tang, a new family moved into the neighborhood and put this in their yard. I’m gonna fry up a pound of Bacon and give it to them as a housewarming gift.

Two legendary rappers that would absolutely cause you great bodily harm, are named Clifford.

Aaron Donald and Julius peppers are the same type of "fuck, I gotta go against YOU this week" type of fear. The only difference (besides position) is that i'm a tampa bay fan & seeing Peppers twice a year was not fun.

May I please bring up Frankie Beverly again?

I be complaining every other Saturday but forreal though, these weights feel heavy as fuck right now. Ronnie Coleman but with the larry holmes flat top status.

LETS GOOOOO!!!
Unc Time!

If a pretty Black woman tells you that you were in her dream?

Don't think it was sexual for a sec.

Yall was definitely in a kitchen cooking aardvark stew for the Congressional Black Caucus while Debbie Allen watched

Karl-Anthony Towns drops 39 PTS to power the Knicks to victory in the Emirates NBA Cup East Group C play! 🔥

Landry Shamet: 36 PTS, 3 AST, 6 3PM
Jordan Clarkson: 24 PTS, 5 REB, 3 AST, 3 3PM
Norman Powell.: 38 PTS, 5 REB, 8 3PM

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