Avery

Post a banger that's not in English.

Happy to help poke around with it a bit if you’d like!

I know this isn’t the point but have you had a fiddle about in the performance settings? Your spec should be up to it on the lower settings

Starmer saying that he’s won every fight he’s gotten into is very funny bc famously, the last Prime Minister to talk about how they were good at fighting resigned the next day and is now a byword for their party’s contemptuous incompetence

“45 minutes for a touchdown” buddy. Three hours for a touchdown

Deeply funny that the usual suspects got really mad about this bc it’s so full of joy in a way that feels so unlike basically anything in that wretched country right now

HOLY SHIT LMAO

Singing toilets at this time of night does make me wonder if I’m hallucinating

Obviously I’m not an AI acolyte but I do think Claude’s ad agency really nailed the sensation of talking to one of those chatbots

Y’all have the same betting advert problem we have, I see

We’re watching the NBC feed of the Super Bowl (thank you DAZN I guess) and I’m not sure which is funnier to me: the ads or the making everything bigger than it needs to be

like “UP NEXT: COIN TOSS”

[Markus doing an Emanuel Macron voice] For Sure

Markus is with me watching the Super Bowl but he has a headache so he’s wearing sunglasses and it’s like I have my very own Emanuel Macron

Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.

Britain is a typical, developed democracy. Elections take place in an environment where the general public have a range of political parties to choose from, operating in a pluralistic media landscape, with totally free, secret ballots, after which the Conservatives win.

My brain: you’ve been sleepy since you finished working at like 6:30pm. We should really rest. We probably should have started sleeping three hours ago

Also my brain: we’re not gonna do that until Markus gets home :) he is precious cargo :) we have to sign for him :)

Package brain, but for your future spouse

Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…

BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.

He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein

We have published it in full.

www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...

(also I almost forgot to pick up something by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Hugely problematic of me)

My Bandcamp Friday purchases: Ezra Furman's Perpetual Motion People, THE BPM by The Sudan Archives, Through The Wall by Rochelle Jordan and Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay

Happy Bandcamp Friday! I tend to recommend buying stuff on CD because physical media is great and you can turn it into things your phone/iPod/smart toilet can play but I've found some stuff I've streamed hard to get that way. Support your fav artists!

I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.

Sat as the only customer in my beloved’s place of work (a restaurant) and feeling like one of the diners in a weird 21st-century version of Nighthawks

A very, very good initiative in the wake of the horrid news out of my city today. Proud to be a supporter of the Gazette (and please give to this drive if you can!)

It’s why they built the !g bang, tbf

I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

My week so far has involved being introduced to the concept of Bonhomme Carnaval and now I’m being told there’s a French Punxatawney Phil?

One of them had such a dreamy moustache and my ability to be Down Bad knows no bounds

real

In a scathing order, a judge orders the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos and his father.

“Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED.”