Juno

america WILL NEVER. Be a socialsit country , Carl Mark KILLED a billion peolle. But Mow kiled LANDLORDS. who are NOT PEOPLE ,, I like THAT ONE COMMIE I CAN GET BEHIND !!! ,

Absolute Cinema

It’s Joe time

This is an opinion

Practicing my cryptic art of being vaguely specific.

i really wish movie theaters showed subtitled movies more often

Fr! Modern audio mixing is a plight on the understandability of dialogue so even those who do not have an auditory disability would benefit.

Yes

The sentiment that any of the republican demons in congress have ever even thought of doing the right thing is ridiculous. Never put trust in any politician to be a good person. Especially not a republican.

Now this is a cat. 10/10. I can make an exception for the multiple photo rule as this kitty has a clear expression. This one has a curiosity about the strange rectangle that is being presented before it. Reminds me of my oldest cat Luna. The polite stance and facial expression are perfection.

That is clearly a well made coster. That bad boy could house so many condensating beverages to prevent them from making a ring on your wooden table.

I love their linear formation. I suspect these cats understand the equation y=mx+b. I’m glad to see a trio of kitties with appreciation for slope intercept form. Cats these days don’t seem to get it like these ones do.

I fold the corners of all of my books. I like to see the folds again upon a second read through because the memory of where I stopped in the story resurfaces the way I felt about what I had just read the first time I read it. I also like the things I own to have marks of use.

9/10 form, limbs are neatly tucked away & out of site, cat looks content. Could give the extra point for a perfect score provided the addition of multiple angles. Unable to properly judge with just one image. The forensic loaf examination guidelines ask for 3 angles at 3 distances. Cute cat.

Appreciate the variety of angles you have provided. Not enough cat-posting people are as thorough as you are. You understand the need for multiple reference photos to judge cat form. Fred obviously has a 10/10 form, and I am able to see that because of your attention to detail. Thank you dearly.

I COULD HAVE BEEN WILD AND I COULD HAVE BEEN FREE
BUT NATURE PLAYED THIS TRICK ON ME

why does this stupid ass "i know how joan of arc felt" british fuck know how to write a good goddamn song?

This joke is HILARIOUS for those of us who read The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, I guess Bluesky just doesn't get it like I do. Sometimes humor just flies over people's heads. Typical. Moronic simpletons.

You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.

wow i just love my friends and I love my god and i love my country and i love 100 gecs and uhh god bless america i guess what else can you say

im not proud to be american but I thank the good lord every day that i wasn't born british

Happy Halloween's Day to all, even the haters and losers!

Freaking the hell out. Just woke up as a giant bug what the hell am I gonna do? How am I gonna get to work what the fuck man? I gotta provide for my family dude. Shit.

The police searching my house and finding nothing of suspicion.

The old man's heart under the floorboard: