Dan Dan Laird

I think Stephen A Smith just sold me a timeshare on @espn.com

I’m interested!

Don’t forget Bigbbeast.

My followers have seen an increase in women looking for love and crown princes looking for business partners. Either my mother was right and I’m very special or spam is on the increase in this app. Probably the former.

I have the same in ears. Is it just me or is it a pain in the ass close that case before they go unraveling out of it?

@romanmars.bsky.social Please come to Michigan to help us! This might be our chance for a good flag!! www.facebook.com/share/oTgabq...

We have a Q3/Q4 version of Valentine’s Day (Sweetest Day). I want a Q1/Q2 version of Thanksgiving. Invite family if you want but focus on friends. Sip expensive whiskey. Watch March Madness. Have interesting people like @romanmars.bsky.social over and talk about amazing things we often overlook.

I bought tickets to two concerts in early 2025. I was hoping for a third concert but kidneys on the black market just don’t get as much as they used to.

Doubt it. She defended her vote in the Trump impeachment hearing by saying she was sure he “learned his lesson.”

Every year, my friend Erik sends us a Happy Fall card with a montage of him tripping over something new. It’s my favorite annual piece of mail. His commitment to a classic is worthy of a medal.

Man holding golden turkey decoration that looks like an award.

I’ve decided this golden turkey decoration at Playmakers is an award called the Thunder Chicken. Feel free to also post pictures of you pretending you won if you can find it. #ThunderChicken #ThankTheAcademy

What does the rain forest do when it’s time for bed?

Gets paj-Amazon.

I’ll be here all night.