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today’s funny

anything over $50 is almost $100. i don't make the rules.

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

It is, but you will truly enjoy your time there. Try the ice cream! Google Maps will be your best friend. Happy Travels! ✈️

I would still be a nurse.

I’m a Sugar Cane Black…what did she say?!

"While high on cocaine, with lungs full of menthols!" you left that part out😏

Ramadan on the way. Tuesday evening to be exact.

If you’re in a haram relationship he will be using this weekend to soft launch y’all breakup. Just a heads up.

It’s why I don’t watch Bridgerton…

I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!

Puerto Ricans was outside his crib this morning in pavas talmbout *"Nosotros solo queremos hablar!"

(I do not speak spanish and i am aware there are differences culturally in how it is spoken. If you decided to correct my Spanish instead of laughing at the obvious joke, i hope your rice burns.)

It was giving “Come outside, we not gonna jump you” energy.

Good morning and here's a reminder that there are coyotes in Central Park. . . just roaming, living their lives 😂🫠

Jessie Woo had me dying. Because 2 years ago, I met a man who offered me these things and had no passport.

What Benito did for us today cannot be overstated. Bad Bunny forever ❤️

To see my flag out on that field, to see what I wore as a child as a traditional dancer and to see sugar cane. 🥰🥰🥰🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🥹🥹🥹

To see my traditional wear up at the Super Bowl 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I hope many Afro Latinos feel seen during that performance. Cause a lot of the time it feels like there’s lack of visibility for you in Hollywood, hopefully this reminds you aren’t invisible and the largest Latin artist knows that.

A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption “we always loved a bad bunny”

PBS kids is sending me

He brought all the Caribeños with him. ❤️❤️❤️🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Tuh! You look so fine! 🥰🥰🥰

For the record, for what it's worth

Bad Bunny >>>>> Lin Manuel Miranda

Bad Bunny, like any person, is flawed, but at least he didn't create a play whitewashing slaveowners using the cultural expressions of the people they enslaved!!!

Any white person calling themselves Harriet Tubman and saying they're building an Underground Railroad better make sure they're never breathing the same air as me.

Dad Jokes with Mothman

Look at your man @abra-cadouglas.bsky.social Kevin Costner out here looking GOOD like a true hussy at Michael
Rubin's Fanatics Super Bowl Party 🏈

What was the estimated blood loss?

jon... ENOUGH.

the brat is tamed 💘
#iwtv #art #interviewwiththevampire #loustat

This moment in Black History bought to you by, ‘Chawl, if you only knew what your wigs say about you!’