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Dan the Autistmator (from) he/him

@doobiekeebler.bsky.social

marriedAF can’t fuck with anyone that responds to trolls Block first, ask questions never Oracle hater since 1997

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Latest posts by doobiekeebler.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Pay EJ Burg Art using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/mtfvicky and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

literally any amount will help so much. I just cant keep my head above water this month with living expenses and daily necessities
www.paypal.me/mtfvicky

19.11.2025 05:16 — 👍 4    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of a white man with jeffrey dahmer glasses that says “Garth Marenghi’s DARKPLACE”

Picture of a white man with jeffrey dahmer glasses that says “Garth Marenghi’s DARKPLACE”

Same guy?
external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...

19.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are required by law to move only if your right butt cheek also goes numb.

19.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BOO!

18.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
the disaster girl meme with a burning building but the girl has been replaced with lucy the calico cat who is looking over her shoulder with a chilling smile.

the disaster girl meme with a burning building but the girl has been replaced with lucy the calico cat who is looking over her shoulder with a chilling smile.

meanwhile at cloudflare hq

18.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 196    🔁 27    💬 4    📌 1
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a woman in a suit is standing in front of a refrigerator and says i will never understand people Alt: a woman in a suit is standing in front of a refrigerator and says i will never understand people
18.11.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking at you cloudflare 👀

18.11.2025 13:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Forgot to pack his skis. And some snow.

16.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shite, siri how do I create a jesus AI that doesn't request money and only asks to donate money and time to the poor.

15.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cover of the “Specific Plan: Loyola Corners Neighborhood Commercial Center,” prepared for the City of Los Altos. Features black icons representing cars, shops, dining, and people. Stamped “Institute of Environmental Studies Library, University of California, April 30, 1983."

Cover of the “Specific Plan: Loyola Corners Neighborhood Commercial Center,” prepared for the City of Los Altos. Features black icons representing cars, shops, dining, and people. Stamped “Institute of Environmental Studies Library, University of California, April 30, 1983."

🧵 UC Berkeley’s California Local Government Documents Collection, hosted by Internet Archive, makes local planning treasures available to all. Example: the 1990 Loyola Corners Neighborhood Commercial Center Specific Plan.
Learn More ⤵️
igs.berkeley.edu/news/spotlig...

@ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social

15.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 110    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 3

Do it lady!

14.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to bet it is the alcohol lobby. 9:57pm central time 20251113

14.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank goodness I need some more amrs

14.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are making generic ADHD meds worse.. on purpose?

14.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks now I need a snack

14.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nickel the metal is the sexiest metal so it cancels out.

12.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gave to you, you can pass it along.

12.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doesn’t really have a donation link that I could see?

12.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is drinking from a cup and talking to another man . Alt: A Seinfeld clip in a cafe where Cosmo Kramer is drinking coffee sitting across from George Costanza and says "That's a Shame".
11.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Matty Matheson?!?

11.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*cat promptly gains 5 pounds

09.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Billboard in Kingsville, TX with pictures of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris with grocery bags that says “Kleberg County REPUBLICAN PARTY KEEP THE SAME OR MAKE A CHANGE!” Under Donald Trump it says $97 groceries and under Kamala Harris it says $297 groceries.

Billboard in Kingsville, TX with pictures of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris with grocery bags that says “Kleberg County REPUBLICAN PARTY KEEP THE SAME OR MAKE A CHANGE!” Under Donald Trump it says $97 groceries and under Kamala Harris it says $297 groceries.

LMFAO

09.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Subway?

09.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Supposed to believe that isn’t Tina Fey

08.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If it had pockets I would faint.

08.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a trench coat is saying i would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable Alt: a man in a trench coat is saying i would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
07.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Discusting

07.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG do you mayonnaise the bread there too?!?! Never mind I know the answer.

06.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Heathen L Kennedy

06.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dang u whiter than I thought. ;-)

06.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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