cass!

how did the queen die before her corgis. probably immortal corgis. anyone looked into this,?

yeah u would say that

oh u got dubai chocolate? i du bai chocolate too. followmme

dubai chocolate this, dubai chocolate that. uhh yeah i du bai chocolate. followmme

its gonna be just like when aoc played among us but even cooler. think about that.

really annoyed that zohran mamdani seems so cool. i dont wanna like a politician but hes got a lil swag to him that makes him too likeable to hate. now if he would come to my birthday stream on sunday, that would seal the deal. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social this is my call out post

im feeding that to my AI to make even better words

name one

im making an AI that makes up new words. so that we dont have to anymore. anytime.

just bought a bored ape nft and its been ageing and growing uglier as i live my lavish and impertinent lifestyle???

no ones cool

the cats are cool too

really big on scrolling thru bluesky. all the posts are so boring apart from the beautiful women so i get like a bigger dopamine boost than i would on twitter where half the posts are just Okay

slap stick? sounds painful! wouldnt want to do that. sorry mr chaplin, im out.

the idea of this post is that charlie chaplin, famous slapstick comedian, pitched to me the idea of slapstick on dragons den and i thought he was talking abt hitting a stick.

AHSHDKKSHWJQJAJ IT SOUNDS SO FUCKING GOOD CHAT

boner tail lol

@cutestgoblin.bsky.social im being followed by el loco capitan

im making a new movie who wants to be in it! no cameras! no mics! no script! no characters!

just checking out this new "rick and morty" show and i gotta say - quite the hoot. weblubduba!!

hey guys i just did my first food critic review for The Red Owl Restaurant: "mmmmm yummyyyyy yayayayy mmmmm yesss"

i unsubscribed because theyre not doin enough mickey mouse donald duck these days. used to be disney was all about mickey mouse donald duck. not anymore.

yeees YEEEES

as a big time streamer i gotta keep my finger in the pulse, ready to report on the big news as it happens

they fired JIMMY KIMMEL?!?

I'm bringing back "The Button" dating show but it's called "The Bottle" and people sit opposite me and we play spin the bottle and hten im like" oooo we gotta kiss noooow" and then we kiss a little bit.

I DONT WANT TO POST ON HERE I DONT WANT TO DO IT THEYRE MAKING ME DO IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I DONT LIKE THIS OWWWWW IT HURTS IT HURTS ME TO POST IT DOESNT FEEL GOOD OWWWWWWWWWW OUCHHHHH AAOWUGHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OW I HATE THIS I HATE DOING THIS I DONT WANT TO POST #bluesky

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