I write smut not tragedies

I love a good Ariel dejesus video, it's like watching a trainwreck and you come out of it realizing even your most regrettable tattoo is nowhere near as bad as hers

"Your story inspired me, send $$ and I will draw it" You fucking scum

I rarely get fic comments as it is, and then to get a spam comment...like, fuck you for preying on ppl's emotions

"can oomfs interact with your oc? 🥺"
oomfs can fuck my oc for all i care. go crazy.

I Had the Time of My Knife (and I Never Felt This Way Before) By LadyDorian Summary: Eyes gleaming like freshly-sharpened knives, Jimmy sets his box atop the growing tower beside him, then smirks menacingly at Daisuke. "The Summertime Slasher was the closest thing this town got to an honest-to-god serial killer," he explains. "Went after teen boys and college kids back in the early-mid 2000s. Not the well-behaved, naive bookworm types, I'm talking hardcore partiers, real delinquents." Well, thank god Daisuke is an upstanding citizen.

Happy Halloween everyone! Spook your dick up with a horny #Swansuke slasher AU written for @bbb35-1989.bsky.social 🔪🎃 archiveofourown.org/works/73445341

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Halloween fic coming tonight, Daisuke's gonna have a bad (good) time

Beloved blonde lawyer and neuro-divergent detective, L Woods Honestly a joke that I thought a lot more people were going to get. You'd think Legally Blonde and Death Note would have captured some part of the millenial venn diagram

"What, like it's hard?"
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira

Manufacturing sites just keep getting angry and tbh I don't blame them. It's not my responsibility to do R&D's job, I'm not trained to it, but I still think I could wing it with less issues than they create

Yknow, I told R&D they should only put one IFU on their change order instead of trying to process multiple on the same change, and lo & behold, they did it wrong so now they have to start over

ATTENTION KWIK-E-MART SHOPPERS ‼️

I'm so sorry for your loss, she looks like such a sweet girl

anybody who is still using pixiv with your country set to where you actually live now is a good time to click a button in the settings to change it 👍

I cry every time someone tells me they're a fan of my OCs, I wonder if I really should self-publish a book series 😭💖💛

Need to start putting cats in a master ball or some shit

I've never had a cat with so much goddamn muscle before, I kept having to check to make sure the plastic parts of the carrier were screwed together bc I swear he was trying to pop it like a bubble.

Cheremy has a follow-up appointment at the vet today a week after his tooth was pulled, and this mf'er was trying to bust out of the cat carrier like the Incredible Hulk

a cartoon tomato with big eyes and a big nose ALT: a cartoon tomato with big eyes and a big nose

Me: "I see you completed your task in the computer system confirming that you ordered these IFUs, could you tell me if the sites received them yet?"
My contact in the purchasing department: "No, I'll have to order them."
Me:

Living forever was humanity’s greatest dream, but once it was realized, incurable ailments plagued the world. Pained by the eternal suffering around him, a young inventor named Prota set out on a quest to find the source of immortality and bring death back to the world. #DeathBringers #oc #original

ガンダムW過去絵その2
もう約10年前とかで震えた

Daisuke swipes right so fast he breaks his finger

Boutta take my ass back to church.

They're putting weed in communion wafers now???

I think I've found my Hey Sweetheart fic for next year, and it's gonna be some hot step-incest Daddy kink 😭😭

Commission with window

Tanya 😭😭💖💖

Adorable commission in progress~

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Just ate an absolute dogshit salad, tasted bland as fuck