🦇 gone batty gone 🦇

B2b

open.spotify.com/track/4wTvw1... need a 7 minute remix of this stat

mark from peep show looking acceptingly beaten with the closed caption reading: my entire life has been one continual adjustment to loss

lately

beware the wrapping paper ai generated

a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone . Alt: judge judy clock's a tickin gif

hey did anyone check on the dersh yet

mmhmm i knew this was gonna be the one 😉 you are an angel and a saint, and we're lucky to have you as a musician on this earth!!

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

frankly dreaming of becoming someone's Supportive Aloof Wife™

omg yes, keep up this good energy tuesday -- DICK'S DEAD

the whole country has it's eyes on new york today. y'all got this!!

britney: you want a hot body?
me: *sniffling*..yeah
britney: you want a bugatti? you want a maserati?
me: *whimpering* no, no i just...
britney: you better work bitch
me: *fully sobbing* britney, please....

this is going to be my first christmas alone in more than a decade and it feels like i'm standing on the tracks, waiting for the grief train to take me out.

if anything is true about kids, variety is the spice of their lives

i went with toys this year! my bucket of candy was mixed with erasers, rings, & glow sticks last year, & kids went nuts. spent about the same as i would for candy this year on more glow sticks, halloween rubber duckies, sticky skeletons, pens, fidget keychains, glowing eye balls, & rubber bracelets.

today would have been my mom's 66th birthday so i'm honoring her by doing some of the things she enjoyed most: getting just a lil bit zooted while listening to studio 54 playlists. and then later i'll have a lil piece of tiramisu after dinner but not before smoking a big ol' pregnant doink 😌

everything about him is visual clutter

whenever it's fur shedding season, i love gassin' the kitties up about their new coats from macy's

light orange colored cat facing away from the camera with their back leg up and touching the back of their neck while laying on leopard print sheets

you deserve a better morning - have a cat in an impossible pose!

lmao internet's broken

it's the ai generated signs at the protest for me

NANCY, SLUGGO AND TWO OF THIER FRIENDS ARE DANCING IN LINE WITH THIER LEFT HANDS RAISED

FEELING JAZZY WITH
NANCY AND FRIENDS

doing insane italian mom shit today like...defuzzing and steaming the couch pillows and washing the steps and walls! my napoletano ancestors smile upon me and say "who taught you how to clean, huh?"

lmao its the smooth body and fat ass part that got me!! where is the contrast!!!

alia shawlat and ilana glazer in broad city mirroring each other

it dawned on me today that my genderqueer hook up buddy looks like what i would look like if i was genderqueer (and had blue eyes). i am not being the "i want to fuck myself" allegations any time soon.

can call all you want, but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telecorn

wrote a really beautiful love song that's a topsy-turvy reworking of "hey diddle diddle" if you're wondering how i'm doing right now

we need to start calling it by it's true name: cinnamon sugar season