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King0nion

@king0nion.bsky.social

ADHD, mom, horror enthusiast, artist.

51 Followers  |  54 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 27.11.2024  |  1.7033

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50 reasons we love you, written on cards my son helped paint. Happy Valentines Day β™₯️

15.02.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting Solo Leveling feels like a present for my eyeballs πŸ‘οΈπŸ«¦πŸ‘οΈ

02.02.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh you have a bluesky!

31.01.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The stuttering realization that no matter how hard you reach out, some people will purposely ignore your hand. It’s such an empty feeling, man.

31.01.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think about it, a septic tank is really just a big water bottle.

30.01.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I can think about is the time someone told me, as a postpartum FTM, the my anxieties and insecurities were exhausting to them. And I realized just how easy it was to fall just a little out of love with someone after just one sentence.

28.01.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I know C+.
C+ctrl

27.01.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#momlife #ohnomyfeetarebeingeaten

26.01.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The absolute condescension is killing me.

25.01.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re setting up the 4ft snake tank this weekend and I’m SO excited to see Ouros in it.

25.01.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

23.01.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10064    πŸ” 1045    πŸ’¬ 298    πŸ“Œ 109

Posting on a platform with no real audience feels like yelling into a void lol.

22.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But I will admit, seeing how many huge subreddits completely ban twitter links makes my cockles warm and wiggly.

22.01.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I can think about is what kind of world will my son grow up in? It’s so, so disheartening.

22.01.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss watching nugget pups swim

21.01.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That salute had me out of mein kampfort zone.

21.01.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

21.01.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 40703    πŸ” 2806    πŸ’¬ 877    πŸ“Œ 139

Oof! I’m sorry!

19.01.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not yet but I think we’re gunna after we watch the animated ones. Is it good?

19.01.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For 2025, we’re documenting and rating every movie we’ve watched. So far, we’ve been pretty hit or miss. Any recommendations for good movies?

19.01.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ouros & his one true love, our heated blankey.

19.01.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday - I hope you get to explore with it soon.

19.01.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A weekend marathon of the Hobbits and LOTR seems like a great way to ignore the world outside this weekend. Take me to middle earth, please, and let me eat all their cheeses and second breakfasts.

18.01.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A mood ✨

16.01.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My newest hyper fixation has been going down the rabbit hole on how horrible FB messenger is and how much data it steals from you simply by being connected to your WiFi. And yet they want to ban TikTok??

15.01.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty pretty pretty!!

15.01.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sobaka Sobaka, my little gamer lap warmer.

14.01.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute 10/10. Gotta have trump on the trump cause he has little legs. I feel like that would make for an awkward middle

14.01.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're going to be in a human centipede with any two other people. Who would they be and where would you place them?

14.01.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just here to make Musk a little more mad.

27.11.2024 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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