our store just opened and a flock of men came in to buy flowers *last minute*
you mean, she didnโt wake up to them?
youโre out right now and not making her breakfast in bed?
you didnโt surprise her with a new fit when you take her out tonight!?!?
do I have to teach you men EVERYTHING!?
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That reader needs to stfu. We have every right as texans to know where tf dumbass cruz is when we needed him. He fled the state when we froze over in 2021 and people died... 246people to be exact. While he was in cancun.... yeah we have EVERY right to ask where tf hes at. Fuck outta here!
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Hey yall, just dropping by to say FUCK ICE AND FUCK TRUMP.
That is all, thank you.๐ฅฐ
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THAT PART!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYp... I think David Bowie looked very handsome when he looked like this! Miss him!
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Santa about to skip my house because im still up making cookies๐ฅฒ
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a man is wrapped in a blanket while sitting on a couch .
ALT: a man is wrapped in a blanket while sitting on a couch .
My birthday was yesterday and it was the most hurtful birthday ive ever experienced. Literally just why bother...
31.10.2025 06:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Happy birthday!๐๐ซถ๐ฝ
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Ts is ridiculous. ๐ฎโ๐จ
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a young boy wearing a blue shirt is making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy wearing a blue shirt is making a funny face .
300$ for GA, no access to rest area also taxes arent included. 565$ with access to rest area also not including taxes. Yeah, "A sick new world" isnt worth that price im sorry but no. People can barely afford food and rent.
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I actually force myself to read 2 hrs before bed. No tv, no phone either. Its helped alot. The key is to turn off your racing thoughts by tiring out your brain. It takes some getting used to but you'll slowly notice you're falling asleep faster. I hope you get some quality sleep soon!๐ซถ๐ฝ
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Looks like Marjorie Butch body Greene is flip flopping again lol
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A middle finger to erasure.
More of this, please. Now do Black Lives Matter!
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I been saying how dies one opt out if paying taxes? Im cool with jail time. At this point, it'd be a vacation. Lol
23.10.2025 13:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Facts! I like to make pasta sauces. My favorite rn is a cajun sauce. My proteins are chicken, crawfish and shrimp. Veggies are spinach, mushrooms and red peppers. Its super delicious.
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New Film Coming Soon!
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If Link dies im gonna be PISSED! #Grey'sAnatomy #Link
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Girl, do NOT let that man get you pregnant. If he want a baby momma tell him the streets are free. Know your worth girl!๐ซถ๐ฝ
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Where?!
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I used to love coke but now I just stick to HEB original Cola. I might just be getting old but I feel like coke and pepsi are super sweet now. ๐
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So when are we as Americans gonna stand up to these shit heads????
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๐จNEW: Stephen Colbert has won the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series just months after CBS cancelled his show to gain favor with the Donald Trump.
RETWEET if you stand with Colbert!
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Lets fucking goooo #Canelo
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