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The Hoff

"Spirituality - prayer - is a big part of my life."

The Hoff

"Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it's just kind of working in my favor at the end. It's really strange."

The Hoff

"My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me."

The Hoff

"My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing."

The Hoff

"Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now."

The Hoff

"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."

The Hoff

"Failure usually works for me in the end."

The Hoff

"If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back."

The Hoff

"Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney."

The Hoff

"I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all."

The Hoff

"The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me."

The Hoff

"I love musical theater. That's what I started off to do when I was 7, and my first show was 'Peter Pan.'"

The Hoff

"I don't care why they love me, as long as they love me. I think people respect me because they feel like - I'm kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can't get rid of me. I just keep coming back."

The Hoff

"I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself."

The Hoff

"When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward."

The Hoff

"I met Cary Grant once, and I was absolutely star struck. I got his autograph."

The Hoff

"I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!"

The Hoff

"Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect."

The Hoff

"When you're on stage, you're in control. No one can get to you."

The Hoff

"I think people know that I've got a good heart."

The Hoff

"I started training for musicals since I was a boy."

The Hoff

"In life, you either watch TV or you do TV. I told my daughters that the only way you're going to make it in this business is to get in the game. That's the biggest advice I can give them."

The Hoff

"I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie."

The Hoff

"In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too."

The Hoff

"The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big."

The Hoff

"Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives."

The Hoff

"My one ambition was to go to Broadway, and I never gave up on that dream."

The Hoff

"My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outside."

The Hoff

"All I want to do is be onstage. A performer needs to perform."

The Hoff

"I've already lived the lives of ten people. My father's 87 and still going strong. I think there's a lovely angel watching over me."