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"I have a great relationship with my kids. We're very honest with each other, and I'm very proud that we are absolutely, incredibly close. That to me is more important than anything."

The Hoff

"I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all."

The Hoff

"All I want to do is be onstage. A performer needs to perform."

The Hoff

"I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!"

The Hoff

"I once didn't work out for six weeks. It took me for ever to get the weight off."

The Hoff

"The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big."

The Hoff

"That's one of the good things about being recognisable - if you need a quick escape, the cabbies will take care of you."

The Hoff

"I embrace everything."

The Hoff

"If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back."

The Hoff

"The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff."

The Hoff

"In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too."

The Hoff

"I have a great relationship with my kids. We're very honest with each other, and I'm very proud that we are absolutely, incredibly close. That to me is more important than anything."

The Hoff

"I met Cary Grant once, and I was absolutely star struck. I got his autograph."

The Hoff

"In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie."

The Hoff

"In life, you either watch TV or you do TV. I told my daughters that the only way you're going to make it in this business is to get in the game. That's the biggest advice I can give them."

The Hoff

"Wherever I can go, I hit the water, whether it's the ocean, or in L.A. it's Zuma Beach in Malibu; I just hit the water."

The Hoff

"Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now."

The Hoff

"If you're not in the game, you can't hit a home run."

The Hoff

"The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater."

The Hoff

"I've already lived the lives of ten people. My father's 87 and still going strong. I think there's a lovely angel watching over me."

The Hoff

"I grew up in Chicago, and there was always snow. In Los Angeles there never was, so we would always import snow!"

The Hoff

"The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big."

The Hoff

"I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that."

The Hoff

"I think people know that I've got a good heart."

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"Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it's just kind of working in my favor at the end. It's really strange."

The Hoff

"Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way."

The Hoff

"My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing."

The Hoff

"I once didn't work out for six weeks. It took me for ever to get the weight off."

The Hoff

"The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff."

The Hoff

"That's one of the good things about being recognisable - if you need a quick escape, the cabbies will take care of you."