@hishortstack.bsky.social
hear my voice move my hair
βi hate my job and i am disillusioned by capitalismβ is such a boring midlife crisis man i should get a porche
20.02.2026 12:25 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0actually feel like i was less of a prick today
19.02.2026 22:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i knew it
19.02.2026 22:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bit the inside of my lip last night and iβm about to make it everybodyβs problem
19.02.2026 12:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0every f150 replaced with a yugo
19.02.2026 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone in this fuckass shithole country better start regulating headlights or iβm going to do it myself
19.02.2026 02:19 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0stout on nitro
18.02.2026 23:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
hello could i speak with bushwick?β¦ bill?
18.02.2026 17:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0man i wish my job was designing cow jizz jars
18.02.2026 14:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0twenty years ago i decided to get an engineering degree big mistake
18.02.2026 12:21 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
17.02.2026 01:43 β π 15673 π 3927 π¬ 42 π 69oh man ur in for a treat
16.02.2026 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0starfield for 40 bucks in 2026 is a pretty good bit
14.02.2026 18:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everybody ask werewolf, but not howwolf
14.02.2026 17:39 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0itβs not the apocalypse itβs just ice dams sliding off the roof
14.02.2026 14:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0went to the indian grocery store the fancy grocery store and the asian grocery store and i got an ice cream at each one
14.02.2026 00:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0seems like every time i take a day off i end up working fuckin late the day before
12.02.2026 22:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0controlled opposition
12.02.2026 19:22 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i just gotta make it til 4 today and i donβt have to come back until tuesday
12.02.2026 12:13 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hiddenly crouched, at the tiger line, dragons pumping and thumping in time
25.03.2025 03:22 β π 197 π 36 π¬ 3 π 2whenever i hear slowride by foghat i think of going to see foghat at pine knob in high school and saying βoh man i hope they play slow rideβ and this dude turned around and said βoh donβt worry they willβ
12.02.2026 01:29 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0right like come on man
12.02.2026 00:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bar trivia is on your phone now dying empire
11.02.2026 23:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0no matter how tight i make my belt my pants are still falling down
11.02.2026 18:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0anybody want to buy my records and comics iβm not looking forward to moving that shit again
11.02.2026 14:39 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0leaving work feels great until you remember you gotta go back tomorrow
10.02.2026 21:36 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody:
palantir brand death bot with shoulder mounted vulcan cannon and punisher skull vinyl wrap guarding the iga: HALT CITIZEN ENTRY IS PREDICATED ON SUBMISSION OF YOUR BUTTHOLE FOR IDENTIFICATION
your goal is due in 324 day(s) and your updated goal progress indicates an βat riskβ status
how about you eat my entire ass
*petting the cat backwards* hey doofus your hairβs messed up
10.02.2026 03:30 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
