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“I chose a political culture that thinks masculinity means being an shitposter asshole who is proud to say ‘retard’, and now I can‘t find a suitable masculine mate.”

I think I may have spotted your problem.

Opinion | How the Supreme Court Paved the Way for Revenge Prosecutions

The Supreme Court Enabled Revenge Prosecutions

Chief Justice John Roberts said sweeping immunity was necessary to avoid a president who would “prosecute his predecessors."

In the year since, rather than preventing the weaponization of prosecutions, the court has unleashed it.

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Gosh Jake Tapper must be beside himself

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

Not human but animals.

Can we all agree that when a president pardons a guy who was convicted for financing terrorists, and then says he didn't know the guy but "I was told" to pardon him, the follow question MUST be "Who told you to pardon him?" But CBS never asked: who is making decisions in the White House? 1/

The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.

Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.

a man in a striped sweater is saying " now walk with me here " . ALT: a man in a striped sweater is saying " now walk with me here " .

In just 10 months, agent orange has managed to piss off, piss over, and undermine every single type of person in this country… (except the dumb country bumpkin that has no clue they’re being screwed 🙄)…

And quite frankly I’d like him to keep going…

#WalkWithMe

YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie Does Mike Johnson Know...Anything? Anything At All?

no evidence whatsoever that mike johnson knows a single thing youtu.be/YR2WiILR6XE

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

I AM TERRIFIED THAT A CITY I'LL NEVER GO TO MIGHT ELECT A MAYOR I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BECAUSE PEOPLE ON TELEVISION HAVE SAID IT WILL MEAN VERY BAD THINGS FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I LIVE NOWHERE NEAR THAT CITY WHICH I HATE AND WILL NEVER VISIT AND DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO SCARED ALL THE TIME!!!

They are destroying what SHE built.

#TeenVogue

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @deadder.bsky.social )

🚨There is not a lot of good news right now. That’s why I HAD to share this. It’s just one man and his deli, but damnit, this man is making a difference in the world. The Oreos for Mother’s Day 😭💗 1/2

Thank you, @podsaveamerica.crooked.com @jonlovett.bsky.social & @crooked.com for speaking with me about the ridiculous and dystopian reality we’re all being forced to exist in.

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

A lot of people get into law enforcement because they are emotionally incontinent and it’s a great opportunity to piss over everyone, violence-and-threatswise

"'Hey would you rather us be spending our money on your kid's school... or would you rather spend our money buying another country a tank?' They know that their money is being misspent."

Michigan Senate Dem candidate Abdul El-Sayed on aid to Israel on 'Mehdi Unfiltered':
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Nnnngggghhhh.... 🥵

This is an excellent idea!!!

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

Abbott's joke about putting a tariff on people makes sense if you read it in the context of hoping to be able to own people again.

He wants to kill Obamacare, but has no other plan. He is not satisfied with his deportation operation because his ICE agents are not abusive enough. He plans to continue murdering people in the Caribbean Sea because the law and these humans are of no concern to him. All this thanks to John Roberts.

Holder: The Supreme Court is a broken institution. And it’s something that has to be part of the national conversation in ’26 and in ’28.

If there is a Democratic trifecta in 2028—and I think the possibility of that is pretty good—Supreme Court reform has to be on the table.

www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

So when is Benjamin Netanyahu gonna be convicted?

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.

Newsom: They did not expect California. They did not expect all of you. They thought we were going to write an op-ed, have a candlelight vigil, maybe do a rally. They poked the bear and the bear is poking back