Deborah Todoroki 🔥❄️

You like goofy girls but won’t dance battle me in the frozen section at Walmart 🤨

braless emo girls at the mall food court (circa 2009)

Never has been. Thank ya. No shade.

One day I’ll be treated right. Just one day

Being a wife is hard 😭 made a whole steak and potato dinner while he was in the shower so he could eat before his night shift. I love it here though lmao

Again, if lawyers are roasting you, on the record, on paper, along with Duolingo, Kars for Kidz and I think even Wendy’s got in on it, you lost the rap battle.

Drake’s Label Files to Dismiss Lawsuit Over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us,’ Says Rapper ‘Lost a Rap Battle He Provoked’ Universal Music Group has filed a motion to dismiss Drake's lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar's 'Not Like Us,' claiming he lost the beef.

Drake's label, UMG, has filed a scathing motion to dismiss his lawsuit against them, stating that he’s only suing because he “lost a rap battle” and took legal action to “salve his wounds”

Niggas still think they better then the bear … come on now yall … the bear will stop maybe even get scared … NIGGAS HAVE GOT SHOT AND STILL HARASSED THE SAME WOMEN.. TAKE THE PODCAST MICS AWAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Happy Birthday to ME,!!

The coolest thing I’ve seen today is that a bunch of volunteer public health professionals and developers have restored the CDC website from before January 20th 2025.

This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.

Political cartoon of the trumpTitanic sinking- and a voice from an upper deck cabin saying: “ we’ll be fine…we’re in a deluxe cabin.

Son: Are we better off now?

Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.

Son: What's that?

Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.

Update, still thick 🖤

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

Why are almost all the DHS phone operators such nasty and rude people?

Cowboy Carter is a perfect album.

Coco Jones getting a Britney Toxic sample on an R&B song wasn't on my bingo card for 2025 but I'm completely obsessed! My favorite girl sampling one of my favorite songs!

spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other ALT: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other

Thanks for this meme

I cannot imagine fighting this hard over a man

doing all this over... a man???

a goat and his grammys

lol I want to talk about how Kendrick v. Drake is bigger than the beef, but actually a perfect example of how authenticity beats cosplay every single time. Nothing beats the real thing.

In this essay, I will-

Today is the start of men who are demonic/the worst ppl alive and should all drop dead simultaneously birthday season

me because I can’t control my face when I’m irritated

Happy 30th birthday to the talented Megan Thee Stallion.

This man really drove to 4 different stores to find the correct pink roses for me because he knows dark pink is my favorite , I could cry 😭💞

I use blue sky like a journal sometimes I gotta stop that lmao

I hate existing but don't want to be called selfish if I end my life so I'm just gonna wait til my day comes.

One day I will die and everything will get better, I can't wait.