Sir Reese ✨

My dad just called and asked what size tires I have 🤭

I wonder how you’ll mesh with my family — I blend in, not sure if I fit in.

Why do I keep putting everyone else’s mask on first?

Tired of the men in my inbox talking about, “hello beautiful.” 🙄

You’ve been thinking about me a lot? 🧐

I went to work every day this week 😧

Mannnn… I need to getting married 😅

Were you blowing kisses because you’re nice or because you think I’m cute?

My house smells like cinnamon and home cooked meals 😌

Update from 2mos ago: no one has bought me flowers.

I’m gonna give it one more day before I watch Final Destination alone 🙂

I want some flowers 💐

Not the president beefing with Bruce Springsteen 😅

Trees ✨

Booth | Booth | Booth

Met Gala is giving Into The Woods vibes 😅🌳

Back in the booth for tech week 😁 #intothewoods 🎭

If I take time out of my day for you, make it worth my while 💐

I recorded a million audition tapes and now I have to choose only ONE 😭

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Hold onto your meteorites and leave me alone.

People act like they fwm but I know better.

My boss told me he was thinking about getting off X because it’s making him miserable… surprise 🎉

Thinking about going pescatarian but I also trust nothing 🙂 might just starve.

My nervous system is so out of whack 😵‍💫

I don’t know who needs to hear this but some foreign products are better than American products.

No one laughs that hard at Ted Lasso.

If you have kids in the car, please refrain from beeping at me because your whole family can get it.